Loren Eaton’s Advent Ghosts 2014

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Every December, Loren Eaton hosts a shared storytelling event called Advent Ghosts, featuring 100-word Christmas-themed horror stories. I contributed last year, and since I love Christmas horror stories, I wrote two more for this year. Here they are.

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“Memories”

When I was young, Christmas was more magical than it is now. At least, that’s how I remember it. The house down the street probably had something to do with that.

Every December morning, while we played in the snow, the windows of the house would light up in wonderful shades of red, blue, and green. We’d watch strings of evergreen garland creep out around the door and off the overhangs. When it was quiet, we could even hear Christmas carols.

But every time we tried to tell our parents, they’d just get mad and insist no one lived there.

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“The Charity of Strangers”

Tom and the kids went out into the woods to find a Christmas tree and came back with a man.

He was gaunt and clothed with tatters. Ice frosted his face, but he didn’t shiver. He only stared.

Marianne gave him a blanket and some of Tom’s old clothes, asked him to stay for dinner. They’d take him into town in the morning. It felt good, this time of year, to help someone.

He ate slowly, swallowing each bite as if it pained him. They didn’t stare, so they didn’t notice his mouth watering as he gazed on Tom’s arms.

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Writing Is Hard

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So I’ve been absent from this blog for a couple of weeks. Between holidays and trying to get back to work after the holidays, it’s been difficult to get the brain working on flash or any other writing. But I’m getting back in the saddle now.

I submitted “Baby” to a market I thought it would have a decent shot at. I got an encouraging rejection, so I’m going to rework it a bit and submit it somewhere else, probably next month. I will also probably share the new version of the story here, as a sort of documentation of the life of a story (that got submitted too early).

I don’t know if anyone is interested in this kind of thing, but I’m writing this here because I need to keep myself accountable. I have several ways of doing that, but historically they haven’t always worked. For the past couple of years, I’ve been a member of something called the “52 Weeks 25 Stories Challenge,” but this recent submission is only the second story I’ve actually submitted anywhere since I joined up. This year, I am determined to actually complete the challenge.

I’ve also gotten a new guitar and have rededicated myself to learning how to play that. What are y’all doing this year, creatively and otherwise?

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Baby

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Baby was born into a warm pile of rotting leaves, a bundle of possibility inside a shiny gel capsule. Beetles and roaches crawled around her, over her, slipped off of her shimmering coat.

Divide.

Divide.

Divide.

Birds sang overhead but did not go near the pile of rotting leaves. Baby became a ring of translucent body segments, with hair-fine probosces extending into the void in the middle of the segments.

Divide.

Divide.

Divide.

Knotty little bundles of nerves developed in each body segment. They branched out toward the skin, and Baby began to feel her surroundings. The sunlight filtering through the trees warmed her all the way through. Baby got too big, and the gel capsule around her ruptured. She speared a cockroach. It wriggled on the end of her proboscis until it could no longer move.

Mother returned to the pile of rotting leaves, engorged from her recent meal. She stooped low over the leaves, toward Baby and her sisters. Baby’s probosces extended toward Mother’s body. The first one reached her, pierced her tough hide, found the nurturing blood inside her. Mother didn’t mind.

Eat, Baby. Big and strong.

Mother stalked the woods for three days like that, carrying Baby and her sisters. She found an injured bird and sucked it dry, but the offspring needed more, more, more.

There were swellings, and then stubby appendages, and then limbs coming out of Baby’s segments.

Divide.

Divide.

Divide.

Mother was old and frail now, almost an empty shell. Her limbs dug into the dirt and she could no longer lift them. Her loose, wrinkled hide collapsed. She gave all of herself for the survival of her children. She regretted nothing.

They fell off of her desiccated husk. Two of the seven writhed on the ground, unable to get control of their limbs. The sun would make them hot and dry, and without sustenance, they would die before dusk the next day. Ants crawled over them, ready to carve them up.

Baby rolled over a couple of times, but finally got her bearings. Her limbs worked when turned in either direction. Her top and bottom were as indistinguishable as her front and back, left and right. She ran. She hungered.

She sensed a juicy squirrel and scrabbled up a pine tree after it.

Jeff, who had been drinking beer by the campfire for hours, did not notice the thing scrabbling up the tree he was urinating on until the loose bark gave way.

Baby tried to jab her sharp limbs into the tree to hold on, but it was no use. She fell and fell and finally landed with a thud.

Jeff jumped back and cursed. His pulse deafening in his ears, he stared at Baby, disoriented, grasping for purchase on the ground a few feet from him. He ran back to the tent, his pants still unzipped. He tripped on the way, went down on his hands and knees, and quickly scrambled to his feet again. His friends laughed at him until they saw the look on his face.

No time to explain.

He grabbed the hatchet and cautiously walked back the way he had come. They stood up, peering in that direction, making confused grunting noises.

Baby regained her footing. She was standing up on all eleven limbs, her probosces reaching inquisitively in Jeff’s direction, when the hatchet blade cleaved her apart. Her limbs were still wriggling, so Jeff struck again, separating her body into two distinct pieces.

Divide.

Divide.

Divide.

He hacked and hacked until what was left was unrecognizable but still very frightening, pieces of nothing he’d ever seen before.

What he still did not see was the virus that had been floating around, impotent, in Baby’s blood, now infiltrating and desecrating the membranes of his skin cells.

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Pardon Our Progress (Friday Flash Drabble Double Header, Part Two)

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Last December, as expected, the world ended. At least, Mike thought, it was punctual.

He sat around thinking for a couple of hours. Then he got to work. A carpenter was exactly what this world needed.

One day, in a mall, he came across a sign that read, “Pardon Our Progress.” From that point on, he painted that phrase on every building he repaired. He imagined one of the mutants standing there, slack-jawed and milky-eyed, staring at that silly slogan.

It was a year since he’d seen another normal human, but he had to believe next year would be better.

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‘Tis Better to Give

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When the Johnsons won the lottery, Laura bawled.

“Why are you crying, mommy? Isn’t winning good?” Annelise asked.

Stephen said, “Stop being so stupid.”

At the first house, they caroled relentlessly. Annelise thought they would stay there all night. Finally, someone opened the door. Handing Stan a crossbow, the woman said, “Go with God.”

At the second house, they got some nervous smiles and three baseball bats. “Go with care,” the man said.

Someone behind the door of the third house shouted, “Just go!”

The wolves, come near for their annual hunt, followed them in the shadows.

Carefully.

Silently.

Hungrily.

This story is part of Loren Eaton’s Advent Ghosts 2013 event.

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The Flight of the Mad Elf-King

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He sits on his throne of frost, and he cannot count the ages since he last slept. People come and go, they are born and die, and he alone remains.

He remains awake, aware. No boundaries can bind him, no mind or house can resist him. No one’s sins can hide from him. They cry out to him, begging to be known. He tried making a list of them, but there was no end to the writing. So he sits, and he sees, and he waits.

And one glorious night every year, he flies like a phantom, propelled by his eight terrified beasts across the earth, carrying with him two tons of the coal that no longer warms him.

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Drabble: The Walls Have Ears

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Detective Jawline sat in his car. He was a rational man, not given to silly superstitions or old wives’ tales. A rational man without a clue.

Every month for half a year, someone had gone missing under the full moon. The victims had no apparent connections or similarities. White, black, old, young, drug addict, dog lover. Nothing.

They searched the woods. They canvassed the truck stop and the crack houses. They dragged the lake. They learned nothing, found no one.

So when the full moon came around again, he decided it was time to stake out that old, abandoned werehouse.

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Crazy Larry’s Christmas Madness Sale

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“Santa’s coming and he ho-ho-hopes you’ll come to Crazy Larry’s Used Cars! You’ll go crazy for our Christmas Madness Sale, going on right now! Our prices? We’ll slash ’em! Better prices? We’ll match ’em! Want a Tundra in your stocking this year? Come on down, we got your cheer! That’s Crazy Larry’s Used Cars, right off the highway!”

As the camera crew packed up, Larry pleaded, “Wait! Don’t go! Please, just one more take? I’m sure I screwed up something!” He fell to his knees right in the gravel of the lot.

They just drove away without a word.

Trembling, he walked slowly through the parking lot to the small trailer that served as his office. There seemed to be no air left in the world.

He placed his hand on the doorknob, inhaled deeply, then turned it slowly. The door creaked open, and he closed his eyes and sat down in his office chair.

“Oh, you’re gonna slash me, huh?” asked a price tag in the cabinet.

“I’d like to see him try it!” shouted another. The two tags laughed together, a high, screeching laugh.

Larry clapped his hands over his ears and squeezed his eyes shut. Then, he felt icy breath on his neck and, though he tried to fight it, a tear ran down his cheek.

“Did you tell them about the sale?” asked a gravelly voice that reminded Larry of an iceberg tearing through the hull of a ship.

“Y-y-yes, Santa! I was very nice!”

The gravelly, icy voice chuckled. “Good.”

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Well, this is embarrassing.

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So, much like last year, I didn’t write nearly as much as I had hoped to write this year. I decided to give NaNoWriMo a shot again for the first time in a few years, and I failed miserably. But I feel okay about it. It got me writing semi-regularly for a month, when I wasn’t sick or way too busy, and I’m doing my best to improve.

I’ve also been writing a lot of drabbles* lately, and I’m thrilled to say that I actually got drabbles onto The Drabblecast two weeks in a row. (If you’re interested, those links go to the episodes my drabbles were used on. The audio player is at the bottom of the page. The two pieces I wrote are included in this post in case you’re reading this and don’t feel like listening to a podcast.)

Drabble: Exponential Growth

I still remember the day we brought Jeremy home, and all the scrapes, laughs, and video games.

I remember his college graduation, too. He was literally beaming, the whole ceremony. Selena and I felt proud of his achievements and his hard-wired work ethic, like we were both responsible and not responsible. Weird.

With his laser focus and seemingly endless memory, he coasted through grad school.

He called us after his first job interview. He was shaking with excitement; he’d nailed it. We knew. He just froze. Deactivated. Redundant. Successful.

After 25 years, the state decided we’d earned our parenting license.

Drabble: When the Mighty Fall, Give Us a Call

He’d had enough of baseball, and the game enough of him.
As a plumber or a carpenter his prospects were quite grim.
The townsfolk never quite forgave what happened on that day,
and he couldn’t flip a burger without being chased away.

They ridiculed and shamed him. They never would let up.
He tried his hand at dog grooming but saw nary a pup.
A fisherman, mechanic, electrician, fireman, cop…
Each attempted enterprise was nothing but a flop.

But there’s one thing that man can do that meets with their approval.
It’s Casey’s Pest Control. They specialize in bat removal.


*A drabble is a very short story with an exact word count. For The Drabblecast, they are exactly 100 words.

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The Blackest Friday (Drabble)

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Once, the retail grunts had tried unsuccessfully to keep the doors closed. They were not only powerless to stop the unholy rite, but doomed to facilitate it.

Beneath the city, the Avarice chortled, their distended bodies jiggling and sloshing, as the helpless humans crowded like cattle through the doors. They tugged on trinkets. They hoarded, hated, hurt.

The greatest lie, which pleased the Avarice most, was the one the retailers had invented to ease their own consciences about the origin of the day: while the Avarice relished the flow of cash, they were not displeased when the stores ran red.

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