GOT TO BE A CHOCOLATE JESUS

Posted on by Ovid

MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD INSIDE
GOT TO BE A CHOCOLATE JESUS
TO KEEP ME SATISFIED

This is pretty much a word-for-word transcription of the sermon on the mount, guys. Look it up.

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4 thoughts on “GOT TO BE A CHOCOLATE JESUS

  1. spacer Anonymous on said:

    hey
    hey
    why are you so sexy

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  2. spacer Anonymous on said:

    You know… I would have paid far more attention in Sunday School and Youth Group if they'd taught the Bible like this!

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  3. spacer kat on said:

    Because which of us has not secretly suspected Tom Waits was God?

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  4. spacer Mandi Malaise on said:

    @kat- exactly!

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