It lights up right field corner box like I'm being pulled over for a speeding ticket.

The Rangers have set up a live stream from center field for Opening Day from inside The Ballpark. Obviously, it probably won't be available during the game, but you can pretend you're there for the festivities!

If you're not drooling, you're doing it wrong. #RangersEats pic.twitter.com/Sz5csKuvH5

— Texas Rangers (@Rangers) March 31, 2016

The Rangers had their press tour of new concession items today and announced, among other things, a hot dog with Flaming Hot Cheetos, a double-decker pork sandwich, and a bloody mary with various accoutrements. There's also a chicken tender and donut kabob and the return of the cotton candy hot dog.

The guys had some presents for @RealPFielder28 after he returned to Arizona from his sleep study. #PrinceFielder pic.twitter.com/eqMocQShlG

— FOX Sports Southwest (@FOXSportsSW) March 11, 2016

Prince Fielder is back in Surprise from having a sleep study conducted on him in Dallas. Fielder discovered that he suffers from sleep apnea and will wear a therapy mask to bed. Adrian Beltre presented Fielder with a pillow upon his return to help Prince stay rested.

Welcome to the HR party, @IDesmond20! It's now 3-0 in the top of the 5th! #LetsGoRangers pic.twitter.com/RS1ffVDK2a

— Texas Rangers (@Rangers) March 9, 2016

Ian Desmond hit his first home run as a Texas Ranger. Well, I mean, the first one that doesn't really count.

Game of 1-on-1? Let's make this happen @swish41 and @RougnedOdor. pic.twitter.com/UlmJO3SakX

— Texas Rangers (@Rangers) March 3, 2016

He is, however, not good at basketball.

Ian Desmond isn't playing in today's Cactus League debut because he's learning how to play left field.

Ian Desmond is here and working out pic.twitter.com/1FMPgEf7B4

— TR Sullivan (@Sullivan_Ranger) February 29, 2016

Ian Desmond is a Texas Ranger and he's wearing #20.