If you think you can win Ariana Grande’s heart by sending her a 42.5 pound pumpkin, 8 Yankee candles, dog and cat calendars, a 3-piece mirror set from Kmart, a $200 anklet from Kay Jewelers or a rock from the White Mountains of New Hampshire, think again. It’s not happening, bro.

29-year-old Tim Normandin of Lowell, MA sent all those things and all he got was a visit from the cops. They told him to stop sending Grande packages or he’d face harassment charges, but, like a stubborn PUA, he’s pretty sure this is going to work.

The closest he’s going to get to her is with her new music video for “Love Me Harder.”