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Read: Joe Jonas: My Life As A Jonas Brother:

We were just kids. That’s the reality. We were frightened little kids. So you got all this responsibility that’s foisted upon you and you’re expected to be perfect. I went through media training, and I hated it. They’d teach you how to change the subject, whenever you were asked an uncomfortable question, by saying something like, “Oh, that reminds me of my dog! I have a great story about my dog!” Playing dumb is the best way of getting out of anything. We also had a strategy for who would take which kinds of questions. If it was a serious question, Nick would answer it. If it was lighthearted, Kevin would. Nick and I took questions related to our music and explaining what certain songs meant. We even did a Good Housekeeping story with our mom where we were wearing these horrible pastels. It makes me cringe just to think about it.

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Read: Flipping Supreme:

The enterprise, which its owner refers to as Unique Hype Collection, is in the business of buying clothing from the skate-inspired men’s fashion brand Supreme at retail prices, waiting until the items have sold out at Supreme’s physical stores and online shop, and then putting those items up for sale in the mall and on eBay at significant markups.

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Nice going, you bastards.

Randomly drunk dial a congressman or woman here.

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Things are already getting out of hand…

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After coming out to his mother, Christine, and being disowned for doing so, Chad’s grandfather responds with a disowning of his own.

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Just wanted you to be aware that this picture of a man presumably realizing he just sharted is the picture the New York Daily News used to accompany their article “Scientists Support Breaking Wind On The Airplane” and it’s perfect.

Projected on a government building in Cairo’s Tahrir Square to celebrate the ousting of Egypt’s first democratically elected president, Mohamed Morsi, after the biggest protest in Egypt’s history.

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Ugh. I feel horrible all of a sudden.

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Summer is coming.

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