Storm Gods
Visit the Alchemy Mindworks product review page. Much too obscure to be anything but objective, Storm Gods will let you share our experiences with the toys we've bought of late — and skip the real turkeys.

The Alchemy Mindworks Blog
It just wouldn't be the new millennium if we didn't have one of these. Visit the oracle of graphics, animation — and music, books, slightly naughty Victorian paintings, unspeakable capitalism, politician-bashing and enormous black dogs, among other things.

The Great Winemaking Tax Revolt
If you feel like you're buying a round for the government every time you raise a glass of wine, it might be time to consider making your own.

sax'o-phone
The saxophone is a large, loud and frightening instrument. If playing the stereo no longer seems adequate, it might be time to step up to some brass. Blow your own horn and drive small dogs absolutely insane.

Build Banner Ads that Rock!
Visit the GIF Construction Set tutorial and learn how to build banner ads that... well, you get the idea...

Kudos and Flames
Read a selection of positive and negative comments from users of Alchemy Mindworks' software and visitors to our web pages. Admittedly, the flames are more entertaining.

Indecent Images
Visit a gallery of
pre-Raphaelite
paintings that
the Communications
Decency Act —
and many other
censorous
bodies —
would prohibit you from viewing on line.

Running Alchemy Mindworks Software Under Linux
We too were blown away when we found out that this could be done, and all without signing anything in blood. This article is a step-by-step walk-through for getting GIF Construction Set, Graphic Workshop, Pagan Daybook and most of the other Alchemy software running in the realm of the penguin.

Running Alchemy Mindworks Software on a Macintosh
Enjoy GIF Construction Set, Graphic Workshop, Pagan Daybook and most of the other Alchemy Mindworks software on a Macintosh, and never leave this universe. This easy-to-follow guide requires no incantations, unpleasant exercise or the ownership of a hybrid automobile.

Reduced Attention-Span Traditional Legends
Old stories are the best stories, but they're so often long-winded and lack exciting car chases. These modern traditional legends are easy to get through, full of the usual knights, maidens and treachery and not likely to leave you wondering what a 'blanderwort' is.