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Spose – I’m AWESOME! Lyrics and Video
by John P. on May 5, 2010 · 11 comments
My brother-in-law Jason sent me this one. It’s an instant classic and the lyrics are brilliant! “…I got the swagger of a cripple!”
So if any of you woke up today, looked in the mirror and just had to say, “I’m awesome!” Well, this video from Spose is for YOU!
Of course, the dirty version is more fun. And here are the complete lyrics so you can sing along:
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome…
I don’t necessarily need to be here for this…
I’m gonna keep the headphones though…
Mother fucker I’m awesome!
No you’re not, dude don’t lie
I’m awesome!
I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
I’m awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I’m awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I’m awesome!
There’s no voicemail, nobody called
I’m awesome!
I can’t afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I’m awesomeYou know my pants sag low (low)
Even though (though) that went out of style
Like ten years ago (go)
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps,
Getting fatter in the middleAnd lyrically I’m not the best :)
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous
Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious
Guest up at the sausage fest
Oh yes!
The girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like i’m joining a cult
Uh Uhh
I’m as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
All my writtens are bitten and
All my verses are purchased
Me? I’ll never date an actress
Got too many back zits
Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
Every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this,
It’s cuz my little sister wrote itI’m awesome!
No you’re not, dude don’t lie
I’m awesome!
I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
I’m awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I’m awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I’m awesome!
There’s no voicemail, nobody called
I’m awesome!
I can’t afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I’m awesomeCheck it out
I’m from Maine and I don’t hunt, nope
And I can’t ski
Smoke weed but I can’t roll blunts
*Find me* whipped by my wifey
My neck not icy
Eatin at McDonalds because Subway’s priceyUh, and my unibrow is plucked
Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
She’s like “For what?
Blunt wraps and some Heineken?
You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!”
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I’m like, Mom please, don’t blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
My attitude’s sour but my futon’s sweet,
And the hair on my ass, it is JumanjiSuit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
Can’t tweet up on my Twitter
Cuz I haven’t done shit
Bank account red, body ungroomed
The only thing good about me is I’m off stage soonI’m awesome!
No you’re not, dude don’t lie
I’m awesome!
I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
I’m awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I’m awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I’m awesome!
There’s no voicemail, nobody called
I’m awesome!
I can’t afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I’m awesomeFuthermore I’m cornier than Ethynol
Cheesier than Provolone
I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin
I’m twenty four, serving lobster rolls
Because I spent a decade filling optimos
And I’m not even the bomb in Maine
On my game I’m only about as sexy as John McCain
Now put your hands up,
If you have nightmares
If you wouldn’t man up if there was a fight here
If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer
I’m outta breath…But I’m awesome!
No you’re not, dude don’t lie
I’m awesome!
I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
I’m awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I’m awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I’m awesome!
There’s no voicemail, nobody called
I’m awesome!
I can’t afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I’m awesome
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Pretty hilarious!
Brings back some memories…
‘I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride’
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and….. I am awesome.
Nice songs and some good lyrics there.
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I went on a trip to The Bahama’s last month and they had satellite radio in the rental car. I was listing to some station and this song came on. My friend and I thought it was great and instantly tagged it. I played it for my husband when I got home from the trip, and he laughed his ass off. SO AWESOME!
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Sorry, but this has been done before, and better. Jon Lajoie did the original with “Everyday Normal Guy” in November of 2007. Love the site John!
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Freaking AWESOME!!! I love AWESOME blog posts.
Thanks for the pick me up.
Web Your Name®
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I am said brother-in-law. I would like to add an additional lyric:
“My wife is gunna crack my dome with askillit ‘cuz she asks me to stop singing this song—but I won’t kill it!”
And I lovingly look in her eyes and say—”You wanna know why—because I AM AWESOME!!”
I then wake up hours later groggy and bleeding from the head. It is still worth it every time!!
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@Jason I love the improv lyrics and I listen to this song all the time, word of mouth travels fast. I am surprised this website hasn’t crashed from bandwidth overload because of me constantly coming here and listening to it and now playing Super Mario.
@One Man. Your site is truly AWESOME. I love it. I might NOT be AWESOME but your website/blog is ;=).
Web Your Name®
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Hahahha! Funny song reminds me of Wierd Al Yankovich
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this song is awesome i walk up and down the halls of my school singing this sont i even made up a dance to this song……..=) im awesome!
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October 27, 2010 at 7:46 pm
This is great John! Thank you Cali for tweeting this out.
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it rox
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