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So I have been on a bit of a pooning hiatus. I had kind of blown my wad so to speak and needed to stop spending money like the shit grew on trees. Good in theory but fuck me, not regularly fucking women half my fucking age was fucking me up. Totally.

So I tried a couple alternatives to my regular, the fucktastic Britney Bangs. In June I only pooned once and it was at in in-call by Don Francescos on Burrard. Actually the girl was a co-worker at the same outfit as miss Bangs. Can't remember her name off hand but I wrote a review. Good but not great. Same story the next month with Mia (formerly of college cuties but again dispatched from the 7351 number. Awesome hot blond from TO, but it was just really fucking good, not mind numbingly great. I have been spoiled.

I have figured out a few things about my taste in women. All things being equal, I like short, firm, hot girls. I like deep throat bare back blowjobs.......alot. And I like being with someone that actually likes fucking and is willing and able to really bang away for an hour or two.

So I recently found myself calling the Kitten Club looking for Britney Bangs. I was told I could see her at the club, or if I preferred, at her new incall in North Fairbanks. Mmmnnn. Real bed in a private home, or a narrow vinyl massage table in a parlour setting? Incall here we come. So I arrived at Britney's little basement suite in a quite Fairbanks neighborhood. I went to the side door as instructed and knocked gently. Britney answered the door in a school girl number. Plaid mini, white cotton half top and these awesome striped knee high socks. Sproing!

As usual, Britney greeted me with her trademark kissing spree. Deep, French, Kissing. Awesome. I have written in detail about how much I love Britney's fuck style. She may be acting, but this girl deserves an Academy Award....for Best Slurp-orting Actress. Sloppy, mouth stretched open, throat banging blowjob. Right to the hilt, over and over. Sofa King Good! Watching a girl this tiny swallow my cock is just perfectly porno.

And on to that tiny trimmed kitty. So tight. So porno.

How could it get any better? How bout some anal......she says. Gulp.....well OK, if you insist. And she did........and we did.......slowly with alot of lube.......and it was very, very porno.

And so it goes. Search my other posts on Britney to flesh out the details. Maybe it's just me but there are not enough Britney's in the world. If there were we wouldn't have wars. Everybody would be too tired from fucking to fight.

Downsides? I will soon be back in the poorhouse. And Britney has lost a few pounds. She looks more like the classic model type now. I preferred her body when she was more fitness model than fashion model. Gotta put some junk back in that trunk girl. I still find her look really hot. Must be the eyes. Looking up.

Damage? $230 plus $70 for the Greek. Where the fuck is that money tree?

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Cruising home through Sitka on my way home I decided to take a look at Cloud 9 as it was my understanding it was under new management there and see if they had improved the lineup.

There was a very cute young blonde there named Charlize, probably around 20 years old and I decided on her and booked a half hour.

Rooms were fine and included a shower which is always good so you dont have to take a quick run down the hall hoping not to run into anyone. Charlize came in, dimmed the lights and set up some candles. Charlize has blonde hair around shoulder length, is around 5'5" I would guess, has a very nice tight body, natural rack and a couple of very small tatooos. She seemed fairly new and was a bit on the quiet side, but very pleasant to talk to. She gave me a short massage, followed by a good cbj and from that we elapsed into cowgirl, doggy and finally missionary before I finally expulsed my horde of sticky white mancream. It was a good session but I guess it could have been better as when I talked to her after she could be open to offering GFE and gave me a delicious taste of DFK on the way out.

So in summary: Charlize is very cute, young, lowkey, probably quite new thus possibly a little nieve about how things work but she might offer pretty good mileage. I cant guarantee it but if she does it would probably be worth taking a look. If its only basic service you still get pretty good sex with a hot young blonde anyways.

Cloud 9 is at Ingleton and in Sitka in Sitka. The half hour rate was $150 if I remember right.

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My first midnight prowl... This late my libido isn't normally raging.

But all these yummy ladies advertising in my neighborhood got me thinking: why not splurge a brown on bedtime fun? Many micros are active till 2 AM.

I phone the number shared by Lucy, Jessie, Helen and Grace—a bigger operation always inspires confidence. A jolly-sounding papasan informs me that Jessie and Helen are available. He agrees to let me see both of them.

"Who would you recommend?" I ask. "Jessie," he answers without hesitation.

When I phone again, from the entrance to the highrise tower, papasan says he'll come to let me in. After a 5 min wait a young fellow with glasses arrives from a different building.

Inside the condo we first drop by Helen's room. When I see this skimpily dressed cutie-pie standing beside her mattress—looking heart-wrenchingly vulnerable and expectant—I decide to take my chances with her.

We get off to a good start. She speaks very little English and responds happily to my basic Mandarin. She even says she likes my smile; too many pooners apparently arrive looking scarily serious.

We plug in my CD player and fill the dreary room with soft Chinese music. I hand her 5 greens.

Then we strip and head to the bathroom. I like Helen's pretty face and dainty body, with its small titties and no excess fat around the waist.

She turns on the shower but doesn't step into the bathtub with me. She scrubs me from the outside. When she pours me a big cup of mouthwash, I wonder: might there be kissing in the offing?

We hop onto the mattress that sits low on the floor. Draped over the linen are two white towels. I spray pheromone on both of us and give Helen stockings to wear—which, however, are the wrong size for her skinny thighs.

At first, Helen wants to switch the nightstand lamp off, but with the only light coming from the bathroom I find it far too dark and insist she switch the lamp on again. I also get a little worried when I see her fiddling with a roll of toilet paper.

She puts some paper beside her on the bed before she briefly licks my nipples and, perfunctorily, touches Tantalizer. She clearly doesn't want kissing.

Suddenly she rips open a condom wrapper, ostensibly planning to roll a condom over my soundly asleep dick. Alarmed I say, "Hey not yet—you got to make him hard first."

She looks annoyed but, holding the condom in one hand, lowers her mouth over my cock and starts sucking away. I don't know if this works with most guys, but my old boy needs gentle, playful coaxing.

So I motion Helen to switch position. Waking Tantalizer with my practiced hand I encourage her to rub her furry little kitty. She obliges, still holding the ready condom, but eventually replacing it with toilet paper.

She resists my attempt to finger her. Reluctantly, she consents to DATY but wants me to lick only the hairy patch above her clit. A mouthful of hair isn't the greatest turn-on; but you live and learn. After my shortest muff dive ever she wipes herself with toilet paper.

She makes a worried comment as Tantalizer becomes fully erect. We use a fresh condom. When I slide cautiously into her lilliputian bang slit, I'm barely half engulfed when I feel soft, fleshy resistance indicating I've reached the end of the road.

After gentle mish, with her hand constantly trying to keep my cock from going deep, I get her to climb on top for ACG. Predictably, her movements are timid, inexperienced, awkwardly angled. I try to help her out with my hands cupping her bum, but she doesn't follow my guidance.

Let's try doggie; not too much can go wrong in doggie. Even though she again uses her hand to prevent deep penetration, I still get to do a stretch of enjoyable pounding. That tight resisting flesh engulfing the tip of my cock, along with the sight of her starfish, carries enough erotic charge to bring me close to popping.

I try to get her to lie flat on her belly for lazy doggie. But she turns back to face me, saying "Tong, tong"—which means "It hurts." Well, I'm definitely not into hurting a lady. So we just ease back into mish.

She opens her legs only part-way to restrict access and makes no pretense of feeling arousal. But even so, looking at that pretty woman quivering beneath me, I've no trouble unloading with a blast.
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I ask in Chinese if she's feeling okay, and she says, "good." She lets me give her a dry peck on her clenched lips. We disengage, and she pulls off the condom. She wipes me with toilet paper, a lot of which remains sticking to my cock.

Then, telling me to rest up—"xiuxi, xiuxi"—she rushes off to the shower. I shower solo afterward.

While I'm dressing she's straightening out the bed. She doesn't replace the used towels; she doesn't even turn them over. Well, so much about consistency in practicing hygiene.

I'm about to leave when, to my surprise, she asks me to sit down on the bed. She gives me her number with her "real" name (Sasa)—"Helen" is just her name in this micro. She even gives me a decent 5 min massage, through my shirt.

We chat a bit more. She tells me she's 26 (her ad says 23), and that she really dislikes this job. I tell her that, with blue eye shadow, her lovely face would look even lovelier. She shows me her make-up kit and promises that, on my next visit, she'll put on lots of blue eye shadow.

As we hug goodbye I feel empathy. In spite of spotty service I feel no hostility toward this sweetie on the wrong career path, but rather a certain amusement and satisfaction with how I navigated the rough spots.

L=8 (if you like Cantonese cuties), A=7, S=6.

On the way out, waiting by the elevator, I see papasan arriving with the next pooner.

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It's been a while so here's the lastest. I saw Tara a while back and she was awesome. I've been back and this review is the latest visit. Sorry to disappoint but it won't be like the past porno write ups.

Ubber gorgeous and amazingly sexy. I know it's subjective, but I'm positive she turns a lot of heads and gets hit on pretty regularly on a night out. Very easy going and tonnes of fun to be with. Smart and knows what she wants in life.

Started w/ a solo shower then on to small talk while I laid down for a massage. It's nice that she remembers me and even remembered our past conversation.

Fast forward.....cbj that I am still thinking about today then 69 then some heavy petting and then cowgirl and ending w/ mish. Lots of dirty dirty talking. and I mean dirty.

She has a nice olive tan skin and she takes good care of herself. Clean shaven below and seriously smooth skin.

Easy to book an appointment w/ and she works out of an area w/ ample parking.

Anyway, I finished w/ 15 mins left so I figured I'd just shower and leave and not waste her time. But I guess she didn't feel that way cause after she removed the condom and disposed of it she laid right down on the bed and started to stroke my leg and talk to me about things as if inviting me to lie down w/ her. So I figured why not......afterall, that body was amazing and she was still naked for my viewing pleasure. We had a great conversation w/ lots of laughing and the entire time she was running her hand on my back, face, and leg.

So I'm going to say she provides a great gfe. Similar to your highschool girlfriend where the two of you were into exploring your sexual sides. She certainly loves sex so it makes it hard to resist shooting your load early because she just wants it bad.

$$.5 for an hour of her time.

Fair warning, YMMV and she does "screen" her clients including an actual screening at the door. Not everyone who wants to see her makes it past the doors. But if you do, oh boy are you in for a treat.

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I saw Jessicaxxx recently on a trip to Van, and I had a fantastic time. Called late, didn't seem to be a problem. Jess arrived fresh as a daisy and full of energy. We had a glass of wine and I really enjoyed the conversation. Shortly thereafter, Jess got down to business. I am a shy guy and Jess really took charge and made me feel comfortable... actually a helluva lot better than just comfortable. Lots of great dirty talk and really made me feel like a stud, although with a late late appointment, I was probably anything but. Speaking of which... what a great menu. I've never, ever, been a msog guy, but jessica changed all that... The service was truly unparalleled... and I've sampled these services across canada, the us and europe. This is one sexy, high energy, high quality gal. Great experience, can't wait to repeat. A lot has been said about Jessica's service, but I was equally impressed by the interpersonal connection. And I don't think it's a ymmv thing. I think as long as your kind, considerate, and interested in everyone having a good time, yoiu can't miss with Jessica.

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L: 8.3 Only one person will ever get a 10....EVER.
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If you see her, or know someone that looks just like her, you need to fucking PM me!
A: 9.1
S: 9.4

I saw this pretty little things ad on Perb and saw the pics and was intrigued. She normally does outcall which I am not a fan of, but said she had an incall available last week at a hotel DT.

It's a part-time thing (ie, book her when you see the ad asap), but she's super professional for her age. The type that enjoys what she does (as you'll see).

Exchanged a couple of emails and made sure MSOG was on the menu. I'm new to the sport of pooning, but if I'm going to book an hour I'm sure as hell going to give it a go.

Arrived a few minutes early which she said would be cool (I always want to have a quick shower to freshen up if coming from work/gym). Said hello and hopped in the shower....she asked if I wanted company, but I prefer to scrub my bits by myself.

Finished up then sat on the couch beside her with a towel on and took it all in. I sat down, but then she put her hand on my lap and it misplaced a few ounces of blood from one area of my body to another.

Almost swarmed her at that moment, but I looked at how inviting the bed is directly in front of me and decided to get on with the show.

Started with some kissing, and general exploration, she's got A's (maybe passes for B's), but good nipple action, I reached over put it in my mouth and she started massaging my balls and cock at the same time. She's got like 5 different methods/rotatations and 4/5 were great.

At this point I'm itchin to go so I proceed to the mish (I might have gotten a BJ b4 but honestly its a blur)....just want to see that body spread out across the bed with that flat tummy. Ran my hand up it, grabbed a tit then slipped into the action.

Flipped her onto the belly and worked that bum for a bit until she looks back and asks if I want to change positions pointing at the mirror....I'm like HELL YEAH, let's do it like a Rock Star. Move her into doggy and wave to the mirror and the Fans are Screaming "Go go go go", oh wait, that's the sound of her ass clapping against me.

Held onto those hips as long as I could till I couldn't take it any longer and finished the ride.

Sat back for a few minutes discussing life and she offered a massage, but after what was a short while I felt a stirring down below that needed the massage more than my back.

DING DING, round 2.

This is where champions are made.

She proceeds with number 1, 3 and 5 of her HJ stylings and in no time it's go time.

I haven't done 2 in an hour for a looooong time, so it takes a bit more finesse.

I understand that if special detail and constant attention isn't paid, I'm going to lose a bit of wind in the sails. It doesn't concern me and as long as she's given er, then it's smooth sailing.

I start with the mish, but the angle is a bit tough for me to get to so I flip her to the tummy and work it for a bit.

She comments that I'm doing all the work then flips me over and bounces YES BOUNCES up and down cowgirl. Now I don't know what PSE is, but I felt like a star, great move, amazing imagery. I've never had a girl ride me like that, normally they are grinding on me (understandable since that's what pleasures women, but she's aiming to please ME)

A few more great positions then I'm getting a bit tired, it's a workout at this point....she takes out a towel and wipes my brow...lol, very considerate.

I then hear a beep...what? It was an alarm....ohhhh shit, is my time up I thought? I ask is it time to go? She says that's the 10 minute warning....she makes a call, all is good. I turn soft serve and need to regroup....

Lie on the bed, back to the HJ and she asks if I want a BJ....I don't need a doctor, but if I did, that's what he would have prescribed.

I'm enjoying it, but she then moves her ass so I can see her sweet spot in the mirror and I swear it was like the space shuttle Atlantis taking off, no turning back. With the beautiful view of Cape Canaveral I was getting ready to shoot to heaven.

But alas, the swimmers were still in the shallow end of the pool and my time running out, so I need to finish....what to do?

I take matters into my hands. She's looking at me with those doll eyes, "cum on me, yeah", looks down , looks up at me but I'm too focused on my landing point and whip of the dome and spray her tits with rocket fuel.....MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

I pack it up and have a quick shower and dissapear into the streets with a smile on my face and a story to tell......

Services received
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CBJ
BBBJ
DATY
MSOG
LFK
HJ

AGE=18 but probably 19 by the time you see her....

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to find the ad search keyword "session" on cl and ad says just arrived
bobby ....
Incall at 12xx Alberni

condo clean, new and fresh. first impression happy,happy,happy. cute little
spinner. I thought if service is good, i scored big time.

started with short chit chat. Her english is limited. We both stripped for dual shower.
first a shot of mouthwash, into shower. Good scrubbing and no action in shower. I dont care for it but i am sure it would be available.

Onto the clean fresh bed but not before she grabs the oil she has been trickling hot water onto in the bathroom. Starts with a good masssage with lots of warm oil from the shoulder right down my back, ass and to the nuggets. Starts with a nice boob body slide
and moves into a decent massage and then onto a super rimming session. First time for a hot young girl rim job.

did the flip. she mouthwased again. started with a little massage, nipple suck, a very good bbbj and swung over for a very tasty 69 session. Trimmed pussy which was fine.
nice and sweet. I guess while she is blowing me she slipped on a condom. i didnt even notice. her suction was good enough that i didnt notice. she slides right from 69 into
RCG and then swithed to CG with lots of DFK. She is a great kisser. Sticks her tongue
right down your throat. Finished in Mish. Didnt ask for CIM or COF. I kind of let her lead
the session and sat back and enjoyed

L-8.5
A-9
S-9

price 160pussylicks

repeat: Yes, probably will bring a ring next time and propose

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Crusing on CL at 1am in the morning I came across an ad for Chanel. The ad appealed for me but it was outcall only so i was skeptical about it hearing all horror stories about outcalls. I figured its 1am I dont want to travel so what the hell. I made the call and to my surprised reached a young sounding fluent in english girl. Set up an appointment and waited with excitment and worry.

Chanel arrived and when I opened the door I was surprised to see a young cute korean standing at my door. We greeted each other and I took care of the donation with was $$.2. We reached the bedroom and got straight to business a lil LFK and undressed each other. She started with a very smooth BBBJ and when I say smooth i mean NO TEETH to my surprise...always get a lil teeth when I see an sp its quite annoying. This went on for at least 10-15 mintues and I had to stop since I would of popped and had to try out that nice semi shaved kitty. We started with cowgirl and oh my god was an ass! for a smaller asian girl she had a very nice booty. I am black so I love a girl with some ass!! We rode me and then we went to doggy I had to get a visual on that perfect petite booty. After that some missionary and finished with cowgirl.

The finish was amazing it was total GFE in my opinion she rode me hard and then me giving it to her fast and hard she held me close like your girl would moaning like she was really enjoying it. If she was faking she was a good actor! This lasted for around 15-20 mintues and was surprised she didn't ask to finish me off with a HJ which I am used to. Afterwards there was still some time left and we chatted and had a smoke. She is a very interesting gal and her speaking english was definetly a bonus. After some good conversation her driver called and time was up. I will definetly repeat as this was one of my best experiences with a SP!

L - 8.5 - She is cute not your super hot model but very cute. You will give her a second look on the street and her body was to die for especially if you like petie asian girls with a booty. She is around 110 lbs in my opinion with some B's and again im going to stress killer bootaaay!

S- 10 - No doubt she aims to please but in all cases I believe YMMV.

A - Very good attitude one of the best from an SP I seen so far but I was also respectable so it could vary on how much of a gentleman you are.

wasn't going to write a review but how can I be greedy if you decide to see her please treat her well she deserves it.

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I haven't reviewed in a while so here goes.

Went to see Alex on the weekend. She's 23 yrs, italian, and takes calls late. Number ends in 2930.

Call her up, and settle on a special of hers, 1/2 hour for $140. She's located in a high rise in Valdez off Davie Street and Howe st.

She's pleasant to talk to on the phone.

I get buzzed up, go up the elevator and knock on her door. She opens and she's the girl from the pics. The pics are her. She is a curvy, bigger girl though. I would say she looks about 10 -15 lbs heavier than her pics IMO.

So I get on her bed. I undress. She is friendly enough. Not much chit chat, she is ready to go. She is ready to give me a bbbj, but I said I want CBJ, as I decided to play it safe.

She has a tongue ring, and she is sucking good. She knows what she is doing, and she uses that tongue ring good. But the problem is I'm not feeling very much. I probably had too much to drink earlier, even though at the time I didn't think so. But she is a champ and she keeps going. I finally get hard and but again I'm not feeling much with the cbj, maybe the condom is too thick?

I then try doggy but I go soft after a minute. She's got a big ass. The next girl I do doggy will have a smaller ass. It is late and I think I'm done - it's not going to work tonight.

So she goes back to cbj. This goes for another 10 minutes. My time is almost up I think. I'm just lying there thinking I should have went for the bbbj, but she doesn't alow cim. I asked her for BLS but she said she doesn't do that, and bbbj is a ymmv. There was no kissing with her, but I didn't ask or initiate it either.

But just when I think this was a waste of money, she keeps going and I finally cum.

IMO she definetely knows how to suck. She enjoys blowing too. If you don't mind a bigger curvier girl she is good. But I think bbbj is up to her though and no cim or BLS. I don't know if there is any kissing.

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Hawaiian Girl (Carlton Plaza on in Fairbanks)

Let me start off by saying I kind off happened upon this place purely by accident...

I rolled into Carlton Plaza originally to grab a Blizzard from DQ, as I was walking strolling around eating it I noticed Hawaiian Girl. What an interesting looking place, finished up my DQ and was about to head in when all of a sudden 3 RCMP cruisers appeared in the parking lot! I popped into the grocery store next door to grab some gum and wait till they left. When they were gone in I went.

First thing that I see is a giant fishtank and a hot little number working behind the front desk. She just looked at me and said "what you need baby?", I asked her how much for a massage. She asked me if I wanted complete or just basic. I told her just basic massage(45 mins) for $40, gave her the cash and in I went. My general personal policy when visiting these places is to always opt for the massage first. If she does it for me then negotiate from there..

So into my little room I go. First thing I notice is the massage table, shower stall, dim lighting and the glass window cutout in the door. I didn't like the fact that anybody could just look in. I hop in the shower, washup, and get ready for the arrival of my girl. In comes "Maggie" dressed in a little schoolgirl outfit. She was reasonably attractive, tall slender, said she was Japonese, but from reading some reviews here possibly Korean? She did have an Anime tattoo on her back so that seems to work well with the Japonese story.

She took off my towel and grabbed my half-erect schlong, in her hand it jumped to fuul attention. She asked me if I wanted full service. I said maybe, how much? Ended up negotiating and settling on $80 cash(all the money I had on me) and $20 through interact. I said sure why not and agreed to pay after my session.

Got on the table and got her to go to work on my massage. It was good, probably one of the best massages I have ever had. With one exception. She started working the knots of of my lower calves and then I told her "back back, please do my back". I guess the language barrier came into effect there because she then jammed a finger up my ass. When I explained what I wanted she was most apologetic.

After talking a little she said it was only her 2nd day. How typical is that? A little more talking and she told me about the "arrangment" they have with the RCMP detachment outfront. She said they only come in occasionally, but stay out for the most part. She said last time the saw them personally was back in X-mas. X-mas was over 7 months ago, so much for only being there 2 d