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Mike Vecchione: Gun Is Like a Penis

told by Mike Vecchione on March 3, 2011

Having a gun, let's face it guys, is a lot like having a penis, I think. You got to keep it concealed. And if you wave it in a woman's face, chances are she'll call the cops.

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