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Mike Vecchione: Gun Is Like a Penis
told by Mike Vecchione
on March 3, 2011
Having a gun,
let's face it guys, is a lot like having a penis, I think. You got to keep it concealed. And if you wave it in a woman's face, chances are she'll call the cops.
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