Visine is a little too good at hiding the fact that you've been smoking weed.
Sheng Wang's friend isn't morally superior for not masturbating, he's just more professional.
Sheng Wang doesn't understand why all of his liberal female friends want diamond engagement rings.
Sometimes it's hard to tell where broken English ends and New York sarcasm begins.
The word "ambulance" is written backwards on the front of every ambulance for a reason.
Most people don't realize how awesome losing your hair can be.
A hard-boiled egg that smells like a full-grown, two-piece combo is way ahead of its time.
It's weird to watch pornography and think to yourself, "Gosh, maybe it is time for me to start a family."
Sheng Wang questions the point of going out, wasting money and putting on pants.