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Fucking Machines
Review Date: 2008-01-31
Reviewer: Cosmic Carl
- Quality: 20/20
- Quantity: 15/20
- Updates: 8/10
- Exclusivity: 10/10
- Layout: 11/12
- Value: 13/20
- Other: 13/8
Niche(s): Machine
Allow me to introduce Fucking Machines, a lady engineer's wet dream, an insecure man's nightmare.
Straight up, this site boasts the most elaborate and varied selection of hi-tech screwing devices ever assembled. As a non-technical kind of guy, I find it exceedingly difficult to describe the complexity of these apparatuses, but let me assure you, nothing short of genus has gone into their design and construction. There are over 50 unique rigs in this collection, each one a marvel of form and function.
With names like the Vulvulator, the Pussy Wacker, Fuckzilla, and Goatmilker, I hope you can get an idea of the love and thought which has gone into these science-gone-mad creations. Needless to say, these technological terrors are put to good use, fucking vag and ass with the cold precision—well, with the cold precision of a machine. Naturally, the girls go bloody berserk, at 350 pumps a minute, how could they not?
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 419 hi-res picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The films average between 45-60 minutes in length and can be streamed or downloaded in a variety of formats (WMV, Real, iPod). I particularly appreciate the fact that I can grab what I want by clip or in full length as a Zip file.
The picture quality is superb, high definition or close to it. I viewed my downloads in full screen mode and they were both bright and sharp.
A message board accompanies each individual update. Straight up, I have never seen such an active and intelligent porn forum; the members post clever and directive comments, some even boarder on the poetic. Obviously, this kind of following in not a random occurrence, but rather earned through years of excellence.
The Bad Stuff - There are no bonus sites included with this membership, but hey, with over four-hundred episodes, who needs extras?
Quite Frankly - Nothing in the 'Machine' genre even comes close to Fucking Machines. In the world of robot pleasured holes, this site is the alpha and the omega, the best in show, the apex of high tech perversion.
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