Whoa. Not cool.
Yeah. Sure. Just go ahead and trash the place.
I believe you can show yourself out.
It's too late to say sorry.
Are those tickets to the ballet?
Awww hell. I can't stay mad at you.
Does that seriously look right to you?
Now you're just being ridiculous.
No comment.
A couple of things Madame / Monsieur Sarcasm. Our primary focus is a webapp called Gimme Bar, which we hope will shatter your brain into a million pieces and then scatter those brain shards across the universe like some sort of brain supernova. Think about it. While you still can. We are also working on Brooklyn Beta 2011, our web conference collaboration with Analog.
Planet.
Certainly. The list includes, but is not limited to: Tomfoolery, Wombat, Scuba, Goblin, and Whatnot.
Fictive Kin is Fictive Cameron, Sir Evan Haas, and Sean Coates, but we are also professionally entangled with a menagerie of other brilliant folk.
No. We work for ourselves. We no longer take any kind of client work. We recommend Swiss Miss, Jason Santa Maria, Workshop and Dossier for web design, Jessica Hische for illustration, and Oak for development.
You probably don't. We've worked on a number of web apps, most recently TeuxDeux (a free, simple, designy to do app). We also build non-app sites like Pmarchive (an homage to pmarca) and Jessica Hische's portfolio (a nifty site with custom CMS for our old studiomate).
Actually it's countries, plural. England, Sweden, Norway, and The Netherlands. He is also a fictional Knight of Malta.
Easter Egg! EASTER EGG!!! This is no ordinary Easter Egg. This is a multi-tiered, mind-bending, interactive Fabergé egg crafted via the blood, sweat, and tears (awesome band) of Sir Evan Haas. So, no. There isn't an Easter Egg.
Evan lives in San Francisco and Cameron lives in Brooklyn, NY. Scoreboard for Cameron. Sean hails from the magical land of Canada. Other folks involved live all over the place.
Well, you can email us at hello@fictivekin.com. Remember that we don't do client work. We will do our best to get back to you, but things get pretty hectic and we are regularly besieged by wild dogs. You'll up your odds if your email is short and sweet.