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Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by MillyMan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 12:49pm - misc - by joy - United States
Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 10:07am - work - by strongjon60 - United States
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by courtneynaked (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
I agree, your life sucks (2306) - you deserved it (232)
On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3710) - you deserved it (535)
On 02/07/2012 at 3:11am - money - by kirstiexoxo (woman) - United States
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by whyme (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by Unhelpful (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4630) - you deserved it (288)
On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States
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