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2/3/12
Our living room corn stalks are coming in nicely.
Posted February 3, 2012 at 3:06pm
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1/27/12
It’s a bummer that my last patient got murdered on my couch.
Posted January 27, 2012 at 2:44pm
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34 notes
1/18/12
We have bikes instead of wings.
Posted January 18, 2012 at 3:45pm
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25 notes
1/12/12
Has the giant bird laid any eggs?
Posted January 12, 2012 at 3:32pm
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22 notes
1/4/12
And this is our guillotine.
Posted January 4, 2012 at 12:52pm
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90 notes
12/28/11
I’m wearing a fake mustache.
Posted December 28, 2011 at 1:18pm
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24 notes
12/20/11
I have a stomachache — probably from eating all this stone.
Posted December 20, 2011 at 3:18pm
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25 notes
12/8/11
They look surprised to see alligators riding the subway.
Posted December 8, 2011 at 1:28pm
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27 notes
11/16/11
There’s a hippo in our living room.
Posted November 16, 2011 at 4:32pm
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38 notes
11/8/11
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted November 8, 2011 at 2:00pm
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10 notes
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