Farrah Fawcett Poster

Okay kids. This was the internet in 1977.

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Farrah Fawcett Poster

Proving to young girls everywhere that wildly famous success only requires you to look good in a bikini, unfortunately.

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Farrah Fawcett Poster

Back in my day, kids, the girls actually kept their clothes on and still looked sexy.

In the 1970s, there was a “battle of the pinups” which adolescents everywhere participated in. Each week we’d go to the mall — everybody went to the mall — and check out the new posters at Spencers. Although stores like Spencers carried posters a long time before this one was released, Farrah’s classic red swimsuit poster ranked up sales in the tens of millions, taking a tiny market and turning it into a huge deal. It was quickly followed by other Farrah posters, along with posters from all the famous model/actresses of the time. Nobody could quite look as good in a swimsuit as Farrah, though, although many would argue that Cheryl Tiegs did a great job in her white see-through mesh photo.

Got any remembrances or humorous stories to tell that this famous Farrah Fawcett poster reminds you of?

Facebook Here I Come

Yes, actually I do think the boys on Facebook will like your picture a lot.

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Facebook Here I Come

Or reddit. Or demotivators. Or a dozen other sites.

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Lookout Facebook Here I Come

Right back where I started from…

One of the interesting things I’ve been doing with this collection is sharing a “sexy” image — about 1-in-10 shots. Remember — the goal is to share my interesting/funny image collection, and sexy images are interesting, at least to us guys. Studies have shown that showing a guy a sexy image results in up to a 20-point drop in IQ. Even mentioning a girl’s name can have measurable results. So, like it or not, sexy images qualify as images that have a powerful impact on at least 50% of an audience.

More interesting are studies showing the impact of sexy female images on heterosexual women. In most contexts, a busty late-20s/early-30s female with an average face had a measurable positive impact on female response, while an older or younger model didn’t have the same effect. In some areas, the more “common” the female model, the better impact on other females, while in other areas, sexier models actually sold better to people of both sexes. Fascinating stuff.

So here’s your chance to add to the possible captions and subtitles for this image. Got anything to share for “Facebook Here I Come!”

Sexy Portrait Artist

You should see what he does with stick women.

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Sexy Portrait Artist

Perhaps he should move closer?

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Sexy Portrait Artist

That looks nothing like her! He forgot the shoes.

It’s funny to think of it this way, sure, but all over the world in hundreds of art classes guys are basically doing the same thing.

Damn, I miss art class. I must have had a bad teacher. It was only second grade, but still, I feel like I got ripped off.

Now it’s your turn. Don’t like the caption provided? Got your own caption, title, subtitle, or criticism? Step up! Do you have better material than “Sexy Portrait Artist?”

Camouflage Fail

Another example of how fashion always seems to work backwards.

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Camouflage Fail

Remember there’s a difference between cover and concealment. Sometimes you have neither.

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Camouflage Fail

The internet, taking normal pictures and making snarky artifacts out of them since 1997.

Got any ideas of your own? Any better captions for “Camouflage Fail”?

Cute Girl Working on Unknown Apparatus

Whatever you do, don’t push that red button!

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Cute Girl Working on Unknown Apparatus

Now this is the girl you need to date if you want to get free HBO.

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Cute Girl Working on Unknown Apparatus

Just when you thought talking to cute girls was difficult enough.

Got any ideas of your own? Any better captions for “Cute Girl Working on Unknown Apparatus”?

Germany Rocks

Sign me up for Octoberfest. Please.

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Germany Rocks

Yeah but this is just the marketing image.

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Germany Rocks

Would love to go. Just once.

This is one of several images I got from the web from this past year’s Octoberfest. They’re all very similar, for some reason. I think perhaps the situation here is very similar to visiting a beach: before you go, if you read the tourist information, it’s all full of svelte, nubile, athletic beach-goers. Then you show up and find a place full of people who look surprisingly like you. Many times the dream is much better than the reality!

Got any ideas of your own? Any better captions for “Germany Rocks”?

Testing the Water

Must be an American thing.

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Testing the Water

How come I never see this when I go to the beach?

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Testing the Water

Looks like she’s enjoying it. Must be warm.

Think you can do better? Got your own funny bone that you’d like to share with us? How about it? Got any more material for our image captioned “Testing the Water”?

The New Miss America Pageant

Wait until you see the lingerie web programming competition

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The New Miss America Pageant

It’s time we made the contest more attractive to a younger male audience

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The New Miss America Pageant

I approve of this picture.

This is the part where you get to add your own content. Do you have anything interesting, funny, or unique? How about it? Got any more material for our “The New Miss America Pageant”?

Sexy Pool Table Games

Eight-ball left pocket?

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Sexy Pool Table Games

Man there’s a heck of a lot of fun games you can play. Gotta get that girl off the table first, though.

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Sexy Pool Table Games

The best part is when you get those complicated bank shots working

Got any better one-liners for “Sexy Pool Table Games”?

I’m Ready For My Beer Commercial

It’s the girl of my dreams!

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I’m Ready For My Beer Commercial

That’s a lot for one girl to be handling. She might need some help.

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I’m Ready For My Beer Commercial

It’s not “Olde English,” it’s “Olde Enough English”

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Yep, those 80s can be a bit big.

So how’s your luck? Got any better material for our caption that begins “I’m Ready For My Beer Commercial”?