Thankfully, most children have a less literal mind than this reviewer.

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Yeah, maybe if we made the gay books wear some sort of symbol or badge OH WAIT

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“A spectre is haunting Europe; the spectre of Gossie.”

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Guess it hasn’t aged well

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Really though, isn’t the point of Fox News to scare you out of ever leaving your house in the first place?

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“You could say I’m responsible for my child, but I prefer to leave parenting up to inanimate objects.”

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It says you are the most impossible customer in the world.

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“Sure, kids love it, but does this children’s book have to be so imaginative?”

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No Country for Old Men actually makes a lot more sense after you realize it’s a shameless rip-off of Team Fortress 2.

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Next week, Vegan V. investigates the legitimacy of the Burger King monarchy.

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