Tyler Love

I live in Brooklyn, NY with Anna and Hubble+Ollie. I perform music with French Miami, engineer software for Tumblr and co-created Views.fm.

You can ask me something.

• Penis Regex

  Can’t believe I’ve never thought of this before. A regular expression to match penises.

  /[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B|b][\-\.\~]*/

  Here’s a ruby example:

  ruby> "Eat B--b a bag of uu===D! 8===D---...".scan(/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B][\-\.\~]*/)
   => ["B--b", "uu===D", "8===D---..."]

  Run against this text:

  Cray twee butcher 8===D photo booth, trust uu---D---... fund mlkshk post-ironic seitan keytar raw denim craft beer blog art party. Vegan 8-bit 8---b helvetica, organic banh mi banksy single-origin coffee. Occupy craft beer leggings, messenger bag tumblr small batch odd future cliche fixie. B==========D Pinterest fap vegan, trust fund banksy locavore keffiyeh freegan kogi odd future high life tumblr portland single-origin coffee. Cliche hoodie cray etsy. Seitan beard vice artisan pork belly, truffaut squid gastropub vegan mixtape before they 8---D--- sold out. High life brunch odd future messenger bag, uu==b cosby sweater post-ironic swag locavore thundercats sriracha dreamcatcher semiotics.

  Would result in

  ["8===D", "uu---D---...", "8-b", "8---b", "B==========D", "8---D---", "uu==b"] 

  EDIT: Used pre tags. Updated to support squigglyjizz.

  8 Feb 2012 / 46 notes
• Gushers originally came in two flavors: Gushin’ Grape and Strawberry Splash. Later, grape was discontinued, although there is a movement among consumers to have it brought back…

  Gushers Wikipedia

  Who the fuck are these consumers?

  8 Feb 2012 / 10 notes
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  stevemoore2600:

  Brainstorm (Moore/Majeure split LP) now available from Temporary Residence LTD

  This is good.
  7 Feb 2012 / 12 notes
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  Ollie

  • #pussycat
  7 Feb 2012 / 15 notes
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  • #pussycat
  6 Feb 2012 / 16 notes
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  Icing the wrist cause of ice in the snow. (Taken with Instagram at Sun Bowl at Stratton)

  5 Feb 2012
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  Conductor of meeting. (Taken at Tumblr HQ)

  3 Feb 2012 / 16 notes
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  HUBBLE (at 337 Kent)

  • #pussycat
  3 Feb 2012 / 30 notes
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  gpoyw playing with your friends in bed in Bakersfield, CA.

  1 Feb 2012 / 13 notes
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  My only friend. At Death By Audio.

  • #gearporn
  31 Jan 2012 / 7 notes

• Shit Programmers Say.

  31 Jan 2012 / 16 notes
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  dlls:

  Reppin’ the T (Taken with instagram)

  Glad to see some stickers I handed out being put to use on crutches.
  29 Jan 2012 / 6 notes
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  Fuck your lunch (Taken with instagram)

  28 Jan 2012 / 20 notes
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  PRIVATEDANCER (Taken with instagram)

  28 Jan 2012 / 8 notes
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  Clean desk.

  27 Jan 2012 / 21 notes