Yo, Is This Racist?

Anonymous asked: What is worse, the fact that it is OK to be openly racist towards Arabs or that people can subtly be racist towards African and Hispanic Americans and act like they aren't racist sacks of shit?

Yo, generally, from now on let’s agree that asking to rank different kinds of discrimination is strictly for bigots.

Anonymous asked: How many questions do you actually get in your stupid inbox? And how many "this is obviously made up" questions do you answer that you very obviously made up and asked anonymously yourself because you think those answers are really funny. They're not. PS. Stop saying yo, and PS, it's fucking retarded. How do the readers know you're not making this question up? Your whole blog is fucking dumb.

HAHA, U MAD

PS. I guess I should say I wish I was creative enough to make any of this up, you guys are the best at being horribly racist pieces of shit!

Anonymous asked: If you could have dinner with three racists, living or dead, who would they be?

Yo, this is a really weird way to ask me to have dinner with you and your family.

Anonymous asked: If I tell someone, "Shut up, Jew" in an obviously comedic fashion while obviously being a racist, is it racist?

Yo, you’re clearly a comic genius, I think we have no choice but to let a little anti-semitism slide.

PS. Fuck you.

Anonymous asked: Yo, how wack is it that white politicians can claim a not white politician is 'playing the race card' but those same not white politicians can't call their opponents out for being racist sacks of shit?

Seriously, now that the (more) right wing party in America is basically just openly embracing racism, can we reclaim the phrase ‘playing the race card’?

INT. A political debate is being staged. We see two candidates talking to a moderator and a packed auditorium.

Republican: As you can see, my opponent is merely trying to play the race card in this debate, my record on welfare reform speaks for itself.

Moderator: Let’s give 30 seconds for a rebuttal.

Democrat: Thank you. No rebuttal, I actually would like to play my race card at this juncture, my opponent is a racist piece of shit.