eastatlanta:

I need a cape.

tylr:

Can’t believe I’ve never thought of this before. A regular expression to match penises.

/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B|b][\-\.]*/

Here’s a ruby example:

ruby> "Eat B--b a bag of uu===D! 8===D---...".scan(/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B][\-\.]*/)
=> ["B--b", "uu===D", "8===D---..."]

Run against this text:

Cray twee butcher 8===D photo booth, trust uu---D---... fund mlkshk post-ironic seitan keytar raw denim craft beer blog art party. Vegan 8-bit 8---b helvetica, organic banh mi banksy single-origin coffee. Occupy craft beer leggings, messenger bag tumblr small batch odd future cliche fixie. B==========D Pinterest fap vegan, trust fund banksy locavore keffiyeh freegan kogi odd future high life tumblr portland single-origin coffee. Cliche hoodie cray etsy. Seitan beard vice artisan pork belly, truffaut squid gastropub vegan mixtape before they 8---D--- sold out. High life brunch odd future messenger bag, uu==b cosby sweater post-ironic swag locavore thundercats sriracha dreamcatcher semiotics.

Would result in

=> ["8===D", "uu---D---...", "8-b", "8---b", "B==========D", "8---D---", "uu==b"]

minusmanhattan:

Car Poolers by Alejandro Cartagena.

Photographer Mike Mitchell, then 18 years old, shot the Beatles performing their iconic first concert in the United States at the Washington Coliseum. The concert occured just two days after the band’s momentous performance on The Ed Sullivan Show, a debut which drew over 74 million television viewers.

— Beatlemania Revisited

(Source: visualgraphic)

cliff martizez | first sleep

four-oclock:

I remember growing up, thinking I was mutated because I have two different colored eyes. now, I just think I’m an x-man.

Some wonderful shots from Blonde’s live set at MoMA (via Dummymag)

glass, concrete and steel

whiskeysoaked:

M.I.A. has dropped the video for “Bad Girls” and has once again proved that she is way cooler than all of us even though she is a bit insane.

Last night was a riot.

timewastingmachine:

1971 Alfa Romeo P33 Cuneo (Pininfarina)

Mac Wells (1925-2009)
Convergence, 1965
Acrylic on canvas
30 1/2 in x 50 1/2 in