Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“a machine that eats fart and almost do anything stupid then you know its copying you..”
via: Pointless Inventions
“the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh....”
via: Pointless Super Powers
“i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep.”
via: Things You Think Only You Do
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