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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.