Friday, 02.10.12 @ 12:06PM

The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.

So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"

So Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can have sex with them forever!"

The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom,

He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes, and started banging it on the dresser.

His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said.

"Is that you, Bubba?"

(via Phil’s Phun)



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Friday, 02.10.12 @ 11:00AM

Plush Shark Hat - $19.95

 

Check out the Plush Shark Hat from the NeatoShop! This adorable plush hat is shaped like a ferocious man-eating shark with super cute buggy eyes.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Headgear.

Get you shark hat right here.

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Friday, 02.10.12 @ 10:00AM

From Married to the Sea.

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Friday, 02.10.12 @ 09:00AM

Aw, how cute, a dog with a baby kitten in its arms. Uh-oh, better watch what you dangle in front of a kitten! And now we know where the phrase, "Cat got your tongue?" came from. But Murkin the dog still loves kittens. (via The Daily What)

 

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Friday, 02.10.12 @ 07:01AM

Russian scientists have finally broken through to Lake Vostok, after twenty years of drilling through two miles of Antarctic ice. The freshwater lake underneath has not been exposed to the atmosphere for millions of years -and might even contain life.

'Rasputin Was My Neighbor' And Other True Tales Of Time Travel. See an eyewitness to the Lincoln assassination who appeared on television, Civil war widows who saw the 21st century, and the man who met both President John Quincy Adams and President John Kennedy. (via Breakfast Links)

Getting our immune systems to fight cancer was awesome already, and now we've got a special effects video. Watch a killer T-cell attack a cancer cell, slowed down and colored so we can see what happens.

The 15 Most Adorable Pictures Of Rabbit Bathtime. And then you have a clean, flea-free bunny to cuddle.

Frivolous Friday Bonus: Learn to Shuffle! (via the Presurfer)

If you want to spend $10,000 to propose to your significant other, you can do it at Pizza Hut! No, seriously, they expect up to ten people to spend big bucks to pop the question at a pizza parlor chain.

The Science Fiction Effect. The best science fiction comes from the question: What could possibly go wrong?

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Friday, 02.10.12 @ 06:00AM

(via I Can Has Cheezburger)

 

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Friday, 02.10.12 @ 03:00AM

Don't read! You'll die! This is Beto Gomez's graduation project at the Vancouver Film School. (via Everlasting Blort)

 

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Friday, 02.10.12 @ 12:05AM

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of the strongest thing you've got." He takes the shot glass and knocks it back

He then asks for another and knocks that one back, too

After 5 or 6 of these the bartender decides that he is going to cut the bloke off. He says to him, "Hey, whats wrong with you? Did you have a fight with your wife or something?"

The man sighs and says, "Yeah, after the fight she said that she wasn't going to speak to me for a whole week"

The bartender, puzzled, says, "Well, whats w