About The Author

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"nicopolitan" (serial no. RNDC1983) is the part of the first generation of specimens manufactured in the United States, originally from the product line established in the Philippines. He was incubated in Los Angeles, California, and surrounding areas. Larva and pupa stage exercises have included but are not limited to situating him in various cities and countries and underground music scenes, but he has always needed to return to Los Angeles because it is the central location housing his primary power supply. In adult phases, nicopolitan has been placed in a liberal arts college, further underground music scenes, and the web development and social media industries.

nicopolitan can be fueled by coffee, cigarettes, whiskey, beer, burritos, and yerba matรฉ, but his default and most efficient setting is to be powered by the rest of the internet. A steady diet of blog subscriptions will keep nicopolitan working at optimal performance.

Sleep is optional.