Does this beret make me look French?

Cat’s Name: Clover
Cat’s Age: 8 months
Owner: Magpie
Hometown: in a suburb of NYC
Cat’s Hobbies: batting acorns around the cellar, submitting to ignominious hat wearing
Pet Peeves: being washed

I know. I'm adorable.

Cat’s Name: Zebedee
Cat’s Age: 7 weeks (or at least it was in October. Probably older now)
Hometown: Taunton
Cat’s Hobbies: Sleeping and drinking milk. Playing with my brother and sister
Pet Peeves: Having to share Mum

Names: Mr. Pink (orange cat)
Fluffy Cat (calico)

Owner: Kristine

Fun fact: They’re brother and sister!

Hometown: Kingston, NY. Currently living in Texas

Age: Six in October.

Hobbies: chewing speaker wire, tormenting stray bugs, sleeping directly on bedroom pillow, attacking inanimate objects, drinking from water glass, and chasing laser pointer dots.

Pet peeves: children, baths, and being transported from NY to Texas by car. (omfg, they hate the car)

Name: Dexter. Not a serial killer, but coincidentally he is a blood spatter analyst.

Owner: Ann.

Age: 15, he’s constantly being asked to pull his pants up and wash his feet.

Hometown: Madison, WI

Hobbies: heavy breathing, vomiting, walking across keyboard, putting his butt in human’s face.

Pet peeves: Humans.

Just in time for Halloween, it’s Boo!

Name: Boo Weissman

Owner: P.K.

Age: 1 year

Hometown: Spartanburg, SC

Hobbies: Admiring his pretty pink paw pads, trying to get outside the house, sitting in the window and imagining what he’d do to those squirrels if he could just get outside

Pet Peeve: Nobody in the house likes to play at 3 a.m.