I walked into work one morning and found the leaf of this plant keeled over and attempting to commit suicide on my floor. I waited for our hired plant girl to clean it up. That’s right. We pay someone to water our plants.

The cigarette butt next to it is a dead giveaway for me. Have a smoke, pop a squat, go about the rest of your day.

Looks like plain moldy water, sure, but you KNOW that little bird perched on the edge of the bowl is just chock full of urine.

This sausage truck is outside my office building most days, but I’ve always been afraid to order from it because of the horror stories I’ve heard about dear Dominic. Apparently he inexplicably takes forever to make each sandwich, which in turn causes a long line to form. But whenever someone decides to leave the line, [...]

Pink. Slightly chunky. Still plenty of wetness to indicate possible urine base.

Unidentified liquid. Spotted on the subway, which is possibly too public for urination. Spotted on the subway, which is full of crazy people. Runny, watery, like pee-pee.

Unidentified liquid. Suspiciously close to a fire hydrant. What appear to be dried layers of previous liquids could indicate the attempt of several animals to mark the spot. Liquid seems to be brown instead of yellow.