French for Beginners, with Jean Dujardin
February 8, 2012
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Jean Dujardin has a point to make
Why Jean, that’s quite a good point you make. What’s more, it reminds me of something…
Welcome to Hump Day, y’all!
Posted February 8, 2012 in Euro, Hunks | 0 Comments
BeyonceAYYYY!
February 8, 2012
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raincoaster
beyonce beyond
We all have those pictures from high school that we hoped had been buried forever. And we find them posted to Facebook when our “friends” get into the prosecco. I’m sorry, Beyonce, we can no more let you live this down than we can these two. Acid wash isn’t for jeans; it’s for our eyeballs after we get a load of this outfit. Also, is that a wig from the House of Lisa Kudrow on your head?
Posted February 8, 2012 in Ayyyy!, Bad hair, Beyonce | 0 Comments
Friday Caption Contest Results: Vanessa Paradis Edition
February 7, 2012
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raincoaster
I think this one actually scared off most of the commenters, but nonetheless what entries there were were solid, so we are pleased to announce our winner:
Vanessa Paradis up close and extremely personal
igirl99
January 28, 2012 at 9:58 pm
And now, Tales From the Crypt, sponsored by Chanel…
Congratulations and imaginary swag to igirl99, who I believe is a first-time winner. What else? A Sterling Silver Trowel !
And now, lest we forget, a small reminder of what used to be, back when she was admitting to being the same age as me.
Posted February 7, 2012 in Ayyyy!, Caption Contest, Rockers and Popstars | 1 Comment
Friday Caption Contest: It WALKS!
February 3, 2012
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raincoaster
Do what you do best in the comments section for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes! Zombie Pippa Middleton has it coming.
zombie pippa
Posted February 3, 2012 in Ayyyy!, Caption Contest, Royalty | 1 Comment
Keira’s Back!
February 3, 2012
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raincoaster
Keira Knightley got back
Stars should never get themselves ready for a premiere; whatever Keira saved on self-tanner at the spa in advance of her outing the other night she will have to spend on PR to bury these horrible, mottled images. And to deny the rumour that she’s going to play the title role in Hidalgo II. On the plus side: scratches! Well, thanks to the pirate movies she IS an Action star; good to see she got some action!
Posted February 3, 2012 in Kiera Knightley | 0 Comments
Friday Caption Contest: Vanessa Paradis
January 28, 2012
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raincoaster
From my new favoritest blog, the horrifying and delightful Celebrity Closeups. Do what you do best in the captions:
Vanessa Paradis up close and extremely personal
Posted January 28, 2012 in Ayyyy!, Caption Contest, Celebrity, Euro | 2 Comments
A Sporting Chance
January 27, 2012
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raincoaster
Every now and again Twitter redeems itself and shakes off the tedious uplifting quote bots, SEO gurus, and other such riff-raff and presents to my jaded eyen something pure gold.
Like this.
So this is how the 1% are staying ahead of the pitchforked mobs nowadays. Skijoring with a $270,000 car instead of a husky.
Posted January 27, 2012 in Posh | 0 Comments
Portrait of the Uma as a Young Woman
January 25, 2012
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raincoaster
Miss Helen Duinham by John Singer Sargent
You see it, don’t you? What better proof of the enduring nature of classical beauty could there be than the resemblance of this portrait from 160 years ago, to today’s celebrated beauty, Uma Thurman? True, no casting director would have chased after Miss Helen Duinham’s brougham, begging her to play The Bride in Kill Bill , but they look like they could be equally deadly at the bridge table or the cotillion.
Uma Thurman has a slightly different choice of wardrobe it must be admitted
Posted January 25, 2012 in Artists, Uma Thurman | 0 Comments
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