Spicemance Tips for Valentine’s Day (VIDEO)
Posted by charlie on February 10th, 2012, under VIDEOTAPE
Valentine’s Day can be tough to pull off for any couple. But when you have kids? Yikesberries. So, let us help you put the spice back in your romance with 3 easy tips. We call it SPICEMANCE.
Ladies, this one’s for you, because frankly, you are in the driver’s seat. Guys, share with it your gals or just laugh until you hurt something.
Could I look any more like a weird sex guru person? Nope.
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Have a romantic weekend of semi-epic proportions.
Much love,
Charlie
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The @pocalypse Has Arrived
Posted by Andy on February 9th, 2012, under SNAPSHOTS
The apocalypse is here. Right now! While you’re reading this, this very second. It’s happening… #happeningrightnow
Probably everyone reading this grew up with TV. And probably had a “whaaaaaaatever” response to the phrase “it’ll rot your brain.” I did. And my brain is not rotten. At least let’s pretend it isn’t for argument’s sake. Anyways… I’ve stood in parks with 9 out 10 people glued to the glow of their smartphones, and everyday I order my coffee in cafes filled with people who aren’t talking to each other, but are, ironically, each probably communicating through the Internet to a tremendous number of people all over the country and planet. I’ve seen the top ten videos on YouTube and thought, “Wow! Now THAT will rot your brain.” I’m even writing this on a laptop with an iPod plugged in for file transport, a trackball (cuz that’s how I roll, har har), a set of earbuds connecting me to my iPhone, its music and all of its blooped notifications. Pure brain rottage, I admit.
The future is now! But this now-future is kind of scary, even as “plugged in” as I am. To see a kid throw a tantrum over not being allow to play with a computing tablet while an ice cream cone melts next to them unattended, unlicked… I think, “WTF? Seriously!?! Gimme that ice cream before it’s ruined you, tiny soulless android!” I try to keep my kids from becoming small-to-moderately-large soulless androids everyday. It’s hard! It’s an uphill battle, but I try.
So, just so you know, the @pocalypse has arrived. Do what you can. The world is coming to an end. #apocalypse
-Andy
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Skid Marks: When to Wash ‘Em, When to Toss ‘Em
Posted by Andy on February 8th, 2012, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS
…it happens. It’s a fact of life. I wish we could say this chart was only for parents doing mountains of their kid’s or teen’s laundry, but we have to admit it… this chart is for everyone. Younger and older, male and female. It’s true. …it happens. And not just to little kids’ tighty-whities after an atomic wedgy. It’s not just about g-strings, either. Because even parachute-pant-style boxers are not safe.
Watch: Spicemance Tips for Valentine’s Day VIDEOAnyone who does laundry has been confronted with one level or another on this Skid Marks chart, and may have had to ask themselves: wash it or toss it?
With this handy-dandy Instructional Diagram, we hope people doing a skid mark evaluation can spend less time turning a pair of soiled underwear around in their hands, and come to a swifter more certain decision. We also hope to prevent them from coming to the wrong overly-optimistic choice, and contaminating an entire wash-load of clothes. You’re welcome.
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My Kid Just Said… #3
Posted by Andy on February 6th, 2012, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."
“Daddy… Wet’s pway One-Two-Fwee, okay? OKAY! One! Two! NINE!”
Games with young kids = their rules. It’s okay though, I fully expect to lose every game. Always. I lost, so what! At least he’s learning his numbers and I’m laughing my ass off.
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