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Here’s Voldemort’s statement (skip right to the 2:20 mark):

Is that not ridiculous? Maybe it’s me. It’s gotta be me. No. No. No. Bull shit. Put him in jail. He’s a CHILD RAPIST. Throwing his dog biscuits and shoveling snow? Bull shit. Mine as well let him hang out at playgrounds and day cares too then?

Editors Note: This article was written by guest blogger and friend of TSP, Beantown Manny. The same idiot who wrote top 10 things girls shouldn’t say in bed and top 10 touchdown celebrations guys should do after sex.

Ladies, Valentine’s Day is just a few days away. If you haven’t got your man a gift or anything planned for next week, time to get on that.

So, you know your guy is going to bring you out to dinner and give you some piece of jewelry, chocolates, flowers and what not. But, honestly do you even know what to get him? Probably not, because every guy doesn’t tell a girl what he wants for gifts except awesome sex. Awesome sex is awesome, but what if you want to give him something else too?

Your date, boo, hubby, whatever name you call your man, is a pleasure giver that’s for sure. So, give it back. Return the favor. And if you do, I guarantee that you will have a beautiful and pleasure filled night. (Just plagerized the shit out of ‘I Love You, Man’ on that one.)

Here are some suggestions for what to get him, whether you just started dating or have been dating for years. Enjoy.

10. Headphones

Not the usual Valentine’s day gift, but every guy should have a thick pair of headphones. Doesn’t have to be expensive Beats, but he’ll appreciate a nice, big one set that covers his ears for while he’s studying, jamming out to music and watching porn. If you two have been dating for a while and you’re willing to spend dough on him, it’s a good option.

9. iPhone/iPod case

I don’t have an iphone, but if he doesn’t have a case for his, get him one. Protect that $300 phone of his. If it breaks, you two can’t sext each other. When you two can’t sext each other, you don’t have foreplay before the foreplay. When you don’t have foreplay before the foreplay, then there may not be foreplay at all. When you don’t have foreplay, you don’t have sex. When you don’t have sex, he’s sex deprived and jerks off to other smoke show babes, hopefully not your friends. Don’t have your boyfriend jerk off to other babes. Buy your boyfriend an iPhone case. It’s an inexpensive gift, and he’ll love it if his favorite team’s logo is on it.

8. Cologne or After Shave

Except for Neanderthals, guys like to smell nice, and a guy can always use a new cologne bottle. Simple as that.

Suggestions: Chanel Allure Sport, Hollister Jake, Davidoff Cool Water, whatever David Beckham’s new HR product is cause every guy wants to be/smell like him (no homo)

7. Bar set

Every guy thinks he can bartend, and he loves having that role at the party when he make drinks for all his friends. Even I do. So, get him a cheap bar set and make his life easier. Not only can he make drinks at parties, but he can make drinks for you too. Forget the wine. You two can get drunk together off mixed drinks. I recommend you get him a cheap drink book too, so he knows what he’s doing.

My bar’s special is The Pussy Charger: – Captain Morgan, Peach Schnapps, Watermelon Pucker, Pineapple juice, Grenadine

… it’s called the Pussy Charger for a reason

Huge weekend for the Flyers. Sat afternoon with the Rangers (Flyers 4 points behind them in the East), and Sunday night in Detroit against the best team in the west, the Red Wings.

Only 20 tickets left under $150 for Flyers/Rangers tomorrow afternoon. This is the cheapest Flyers/Rangers game of the season. Get tickets HERE

Chills warning:

DeSean Jackson was in the studio with snoop last night around 3:00am.

Iggy is only 76ers' 5th all-star since Barkley (Allen 8 times, Barros in 1995, Theo in 2001, Mutombo in 2002).

February 9, 2012 7:12 PM via webReplyRetweetFavorite

@RoobCSN

Reuben Frank

Congrats to @mindofAI9 for making the all star team. Time to rep the 6ers and let them know we have a superstar!!

February 9, 2012 7:17 PM via Mobile WebReplyRetweetFavorite

@thekidet

evan turner

ANDRE IGUODALA NBA 2012 ALL STAR. Congratulations Andre @mindofAI9 ...Your @Sixers play has made you a walking highlight reel! Adam Aron

February 9, 2012 7:50 PM via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite

@SixersCEOAdam

Adam Aron

Congrats to @mindofAI9 well deserved. It's been a long road. Happy for my bro.

February 9, 2012 7:49 PM via EchofonReplyRetweetFavorite