By King Douche | January 16, 2012
So, the time has come. Sleepless nights. The wondering. The fear. Your grey campaign is milking years off of your life. (I just HAD to reuse that image on the left. It’s more appropriate than ever for this piece.) You’ve weighed the negatives, the positives. You wanted to stand tough. But there was one factor [...]
Topics: Other Stuff | 14 Comments »
By King Douche | December 8, 2011
So, like me, you’re pissed and scared that people will profile your backlink campaign and try to reverse-engy that shit. Well, boys, the game has changed yet again. With the Yahoo Site Explorer shutdown, this leaves only 3 decent ways to analyze a backlink campaign for the noob SEO. Sure, they’ll try OpenSiteExplorer, then they [...]
Topics: Other Stuff | 11 Comments »
By King Douche | November 8, 2011
Yes, the odds makers were wrong. On November 7, 2011, the Google Gods decided to grace us with their quantifiable presence. Yes, it’s true. Your Google Toolbar has been updated with the most current Pagerank coefficients. Now, granted, I am 1/3 into a 1.75 liter ketel one and this post is gonna be short. But, [...]
Topics: Other Stuff | 6 Comments »
By King Douche | October 27, 2011
So, expert SEO, you’ve done it. You’ve done the research. You’ve found the niche. You’re pretty much first on the scene. You’ve built the site, the content. You’ve got the inbound links. You’ve crushed everyone and are the dominant website result domain for nearly all related keywords in that niche. You’re at the top for [...]
Topics: Business Bullshit | 21 Comments »
By SEO Mofo | July 21, 2011
DIYThemes doesn’t know jack shit about SEO…but that won’t stop them from force-feeding its customers a bunch of bullshit. Save yourself the trouble, save yourself the money, don’t buy Thesis.
Topics: Myths and Crap | 62 Comments »
By King Douche | June 28, 2011
So, I’m going to break net here and go out on my own private limb of individual thought. A thought line that is so away from a peer and my colleagues that I open myself up to ridicule, public humiliation, and disgrace. Yes, it’s 3rd Grade all over again and I am here to tell [...]
Topics: Other Stuff | 28 Comments »
By King Douche | May 27, 2011
So, let’s just start this off by all agreeing that I was a total noob dumbass. Great. Let’s continue. This is a long-windy post but I have to tell this story and get it off my chest. Get some coffee and prepare yourself. Now, let’s get into this true story that happened in 2008. THE [...]
Topics: Notable Nut Jobs, Other Stuff | 45 Comments »
By King Douche | April 14, 2011
Just when I thought that the concept of the PageRank algorithm was near commonplace, so basic and well understood, that even monkeys could summarize it, along comes a (now removed due to total humiliation) post by SmashingHub.com (cached image). I am 99% sure it’s not a joke. Now, I understand that the full PR Algo [...]
Topics: Other Stuff | 34 Comments »
By Barry | February 10, 2011
This week someone sent me a SEO site audit report written by a UK online marketing company for a big UK retail brand. I enjoy taking a peek in the competition’s kitchen now and then, so I dug in straight away. Seven pages in to this 66-page report I realised that these …
Topics: Business Bullshit, Reality Check | 43 Comments »
By theGypsy | February 8, 2011
You gotta be kidding me Well shit, what can I say? Sometimes we even have to call ‘bullshit’ on our friends for the greater good. When we see misconceptions and odd statements that causes more confusion, something must be said. Case and point; New PageRank Formula May Change Your SEO Priorities I have a …
Topics: Myths and Crap | 77 Comments »