We don’t know all of you sweet-toothed Paleo eaters, but we know you’re out there.

Paleo treats are cookies and chocolate bars made for followers of the Paleo diet.  Like cage-fighting for your mouth, best enjoyed on the side of a mountain while you watch the thunderheads roll in and prepare for nature to wash you clean of your sins and shiver away your fears, paleo treats are for those who enjoy the intensities of life.

We work hard, we always compete, we don’t have a trophy room but we do have a few good dogs. We like animals and swearing, we naturally chase after fast moving objects, our genetics gravitate us to the realm of fear and unknowing and struggle and victory.

We ally ourselves with nature but are never surprised when that pure and pitiless bitch turns on us with the fury of a midnight hurricane. We take our licks and get back up, knowing that we are only human and can achieve nothing more than intensity of experience.

We love hard, play hard, laugh our goddamn guts out, and sleep easy.

We cook hard, and our kitchen is a raucous maelstrom of cursing laughing striving and mixing. We use the best ingredients we can find. We keep it Paleo and try to stay in the Zone.

We stay away from salt and preservatives, drink a shot-glass of fish oil a day, and we’re waiting for the rest of the world to start eating like paleo-humans not fat plastic processing machines.

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