I Hate Rowers
August 9th 2011 04:00
A Roman gladiator gatekeeper
Waits in the doorframe shadows
In the front doorway of a Ponsonby Flat
The sole reason for the queue
Some real characters danced in the pathway that waited up the stairs
I was Captain America!
Complete with stretched tight swimming cap
With black Nikko Block letter kick-ass capital A
Blue Gumboots on special, red fishnet leggings and underpants over the top
Just like Superman in drag
My flowing cape was a full sized American flag
Lou Reed and I surveyed the problem with precision
I raised an arm and I flew past Bob Dylan towards the door
I hovered for a moment then raised a question to the dark, balanced on one foot
To that thing blocking out the interior lights and the sun
He rose from the shadows of Grey Lynn
Nuzzled at his side was this nurse in stockings
If she was crafted from alabaster then he was surely bronzed
I looked all the way up to his mighty face
Head of rowing at my old school and stroked himself into the Olympics
He reached out and just effortlessly plucked me into mid air
Eye level. Mano eh Mano.
He smiled the largest dental bill Id ever seen
The nurse was gushing perhaps ready to give me the thumbs down
In the mighty hands of a Gladiator I raised my bathing cap
He instantly recognised me
You may pass me side on even though it will be quite the squeeze
I was so glad Roman gladiators didnt have telepathic powers like I did
Cause if hed of known how much the whole time I was thinking
That I hate rowers and his little crack in the plaster
Hed have sent me to my maker instantly
The Avengers would have appeared from inside
To fancy dress his arse off my expired comic book hero
Long live Captain America and God bless
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Sam I Am
June 6th 2010 14:03
Sam I Am
Sam I am
In Australia I began
Hitting balls forehand forehand
Run around Italian backhand
Giant killer fool number one
Red clay kick serve prove the one
Nothing pass my left side
Run around it so nothing to hide
Final come put da shades on
Show the power and the "come on!"
But I'm not pumping all the air
It's all Schiavone with nothing to care
She fill the crowd with impossible shirts
Muscle rippling thighs below her skirt
Finding the range and unclogging her shoes
Playing the shots and making the news
I just saw Margaret Court blush
Thirty odd years since the grand slam flush
Try stopping Latinos with tails up high
Who are you now, Sam am I?
Grace befall the downsized prize
You played your best in Aussie eyes
Your day will come grass, clay or sand
When you learn Federer's amazing backhand
Sam... you can ;o)
Dances
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Messy
April 11th 2010 06:17
The End
Messy
Wide eyes glowing
Gets me thinking
Without ever knowing
Why my jaw keeps chewing
Debt keeps accruing
Feels good at the time
Its tomorrow Im ruing
Here goes the bang
Think its all kicking in
Its all a bit too much
When having fun is your sin
Feeling the warm fire
That Colombian heat
Magic mushies expand the mind
Hallucinogenic cheat
Another state of mind
Takes me here to there
I hear the rain falling
With really frizzy hair
Messy
Dances
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Tina Tuna
February 17th 2010 01:55
Tina Tuna
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Taking Photos of a Supermodel
February 15th 2010 09:43
Supermodel
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In Search Of Perfection
February 9th 2010 00:18
Perfect
Seek perfection in everything
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Eve Of Information systems
January 27th 2010 05:03
The Eve of Information Systems
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Forensic of a Xmas Cracker!
January 13th 2010 08:51
Forensic of a Xmas Cracker
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Victory
December 17th 2009 06:13
"One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness
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