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Girl Doesn't Want Quote on 'Stupid Website'

     Earlier this week, Studio 8 reporters combed the streets for reactions to this week’s hot news topic, the extra-large U.S. air strike in Iraq. At approximately 3:26 pm, Courtney Dupuy, an undecided freshman at Loyola University, was approached by a reporter armed with a bright green clipboard and a fresh packet of Bic pens. The reporter calmly requested Dupuy’s comments on the above topic, to which Dupuy offered an immediate response, which was carefully jotted down by the efficient and professional Studio 8 reporter.

     However, seconds later, Dupuy asked, “Wait, which website is this for?”

     After being informed that this was going to be printed on the notoriously witty and perhaps even comical Studio8.net, Dupuy demanded that her quoted answer be erased or at least scribbled out so that the reporter wouldn’t be able to read it later.

     “Studio8.net is a disgrace to our beautiful internet. It's a stupid website,” Dupuy then said. “Don’t quote me on that, either.”

     When Dupuy saw that this, too, was being jotted down by the Studio 8 reporter, she used a mixture of sign language and semaphore to say that she would dedicate the rest of her life to protesting Studio8.net. Since Dupuy didn’t say any of this out loud, it could not be recorded and later published here, though.

This article written by Brock.
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