Trending Topics with Tim Baker and Blockhead Volume 72 - The Super Bowl Edition

Great god damn game. Really anytime you can see Tom Brady sad it is pretty god damn great. 

 I watched it, ate too much food and nearly melted my girlfriends face off with the farts from that food later that night. Now, my girlfriend hates me, Thanks football.

Who would have thought a dude that looks like Boo Boo from Yogi Bear could be a two time Super Bowl MVP. 

Score one for slack jawed, downs syndrome looking dudes everywhere.

Despite the fact that the economy is in the shitter, the crazies are taking over and we are on the fast track to oblivion, Tom Brady losing yet another big game makes me believe there is a force for good out there.  

Sometimes a flowing brownish golden mane and a hot girlfriend aren't even enough to not make you a fucking loser.

Can someone tell me what happened to Madonna and why they decided to try and pass off a Real Housewife of Orange County as Madge? 

You could almost see the dust rising whenever she made sudden movements. I do like how she managed to incorporate yoga into her dances though..and by "like" I mean "Fuck Madonna".

Gisele is trying to blame the loss on Tom Brady's drawfish receiving corp to help deflect the obvious blame, which is of course that when Tom Brady dumped his pregnant girlfriend for the mannish super model he cursed the Patriots.

The Bunchon Curse! How bout this…every time an athlete dates a talentless famous woman, they're cursed. not cause they won't win anymore but cause they have to put up with some annoying entitled twat all the time. That's way more of a curse than not winning a football game.

Who what a collection of shit. Can we finally stop pretending that it is funny when Betty White does the zig instead of zag routine? Come on The Voice, you're better than that.  

Awful. I hope those polar bears get poached and turned into rugs.

Wait that wasn't Sanjaya flipping off the camera?

Are we fucking babies America? Can we really not handle this thing that pretty much everyone missed anyway? I sure as hell didn't notice. We live in a country of poor, dumb people who teach their kids to chew tobacco before they learn how to read. Surely a middle finger isn't hurting anyone.

I don't know what's worse, the people who watch creepy looking former players talk about every possible non-story for 8 hours or the people who are at Modells at midnight trying to buy a championship shirt.  

I skipped it. The last thing I need to watch is football commentators throw their stupid fucking opinions around like they have any better idea of what's gonna happen than we do.

Peyton Manning has just become the Uncle Rico of the Manning family.

Was Peyton even there? And how come he can't date some annoying famous girl? Perhaps Rachel Dratch is still single?

I am all for Howard Stern getting everything he wants, and in that X-Factor commercial I guess he wanted to have the same hairstyle as En Vogue. 

I approve of howard being on anything but, it's not like I'm gonna start watch the X-Factor regardless. Especially when "The Voice" is clearly the superior singing slave auction.