There's nothing quite like clinging onto your mate like a proud grandmother backstage at a fashion show when he's trying to act all cool and tough in front of his model friends. Yeap, I'm that guy. My good friend and roommate Tom Bull walked the Billy Reid show tonight like a consummate professional. And by that I mean, I may or may not have held up the large DD seating assignment placard to my chest every time he walked past me (which in my opinion was quite a genius visual joke), and he didn't even crack a smile. What a thug. Am I the only person who feels like misbehaving at fashion shows?

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