Welp...

 
Since we are pretty le'suck in basketball right now, here's the best video you'll see all year.

You're welcome. 

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Hokie Hoops vs. Duke

Spot on analysis, D_W, and thanks for saying a few words while I was in hiatus. Truth be told, C Gally was supposed to give you guys a preview for UVA, but he failed miserably. I was writing one for Maryland, but then the site kept going down on me. Anyway, we've failed you as writers, but never fear - BDubs is back with your bball preview against the Dookies. Hit the jump bitches.

 

C'mon, who DIDN'T see this coming? 

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Close Only Counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades

Ok.. so Bdubs has gone into hiding after the shameful games that have been going on, and well I can’t say I blame him.  So I am going to pick up the off season slack for a post and  point out some .. well less than impressive basketball, after the jump that is…
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UVA's Favorite Chant...

 
"Just wait until basketball season!"

1-4 in the ACC?

Who cares?!?! The 1 was against UVA, and that's all that matters.

So until next time, former-17th ranked Cavs...

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Women's Hoops vs. UNC

Yeah, that's right. We said it. No, that is not a typo. With all due respect to women's basketball, our guy's team resembles a a bunch of prancing ballerinas that run, jump, and move around the three point line...except we do it with far less self-respect and even less finesse. Ugh. See, C Gally and The Northerner brought me on to keep you entertained during basketball season. Well, the more we keep losing, the more you losers don't want to read our blog. That's not cool. So dammit, Seth, for the sake of NEZ, f*cking win some games. Hmm, wonder if it will come Thursday night when we play UNC? Pfffft. Keep dreaming. Anyway, hit the jump for more.

 
Ain't it the truth??

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Hokies Hoops vs. Boston College

Ugh. Really, guys, really?! You know, we understand that Florida State isn't a bad team, but for Jeebus' sake, WTF. Falling to 0-2 in the ACC is not a good way to start. If we weren't on the bubble before, we're surely there now. What's worse is that our schedule doesn't get THAT much easier over the next couple weeks. Between now and January 25th, we play @BC, UNC, @UVA, and BYU. Any guesses how we finish that stretch? Anyway, onto Boston College. Hit the jump.

Oh no!! We suck again!!!

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Hokie Hoops vs. Florida State

We lost to Wake Forest. They are one of the worst in the ACC. Now we play Florida State - a team that was supposed to be pretty decent this year, but has failed to live up to expectations. Will the Hokies right the ship or move to an abysmal 0-2 in ACC play? We'll talk more after the jump. 



This face sums it up nicely

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DMFW to Enter NFL Draft

Well, in the biggest no-brainer of the year, David Wilson has decided to enter the NFL draft.

Maybe there he can actually get some decent offensive coaching.

Best of luck to him. Yeah, we're sad he's not going to be tearing things up for us next year, but there isn't a person reading this blog that can argue with the decision. And I'm sure the dozen of you would agree. 

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CGally's Sugar Bowl Recap and Rant

Cherish it now. If you don't deliver a National Title in 4 years, Michigan fans will force you out.

So it’s been two days. And yeah, we’re still angry. BDubs and The Northerner summed things up nicely. Now it’s time for the closer. Rick “C Gally” Vaughn, taking the mound, after the jump…
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BDubs' Rant

Sorry, Northerner, but this will be the second rant of tonight. Hit the jump. 

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