Peek-A-Bubble-Boo

Yo heres an ass that advertises and this girls got enough booty that you could put a whole freakin billboard on! So, like I go shoppin with friends and out of nowhere theyre tellin me to bring the cam over and what do I spy but a bangin bubble ass shakin its shit, tryin like hell to squeeze into this pair of tight keister-rific pants and my jaw just hit the ground, cause girls back their jiggling her junk playin with her ass, and I just couldnt help it, that ass just begged to be certified as only an ass master like myself can do, so we brought that ass back to the crib and shook it like it werent no thing, PEACE!!!

Bubble Butt to the 10th Power!

She got outta the fucking car and on my sweet mother's eyes... we couldn't believe it... she's carrying around more pure bubbleosity than a squad of Dallas cheerleaders!  See that sideways view up there?  She looks like her ass is pregnant!  Took her to an ice cream shop and used her bubble butt ass as the table... that thing seats five guys!

Mega bottom is music to my gears!

Tiffany cums over wanting a ride to the beach... OK, twist my fuckin' arm!  On the way over she's on her knees paying the crew for the premium gas she's using! Damn straight! We get to the beach and BOOM! She's stripped to street legal and wiggling her ass-ets all at the life guard's tower and anyone that walks by... all I can say is I'm grateful that when they passed out brains, she got the next best thing!  See for yourself... join now!

DOUBLE BUBBLE TROUBLE

There is nothin’ finer than the sun, surf, and some mega phat ass honeys walkin’ around in nothin’ but thongs; it’s an ass fanatic’s paradise!  So yo check this, we go crusin’ the beach and spot these two bangin’ beauties, just chillin’, soakin’ up some rays, and oh yeah rubbin’ oil all over their asses!  I swear, the second I saw Leah and Brianna my dick tried rippin’ my shorts in half just to get at those two bubbliciously insane asses!  Yo missin’ these two fine ass bubble bitches on the beaches is something no man should miss seein’ PEACE!!!

Bubblicious Booticus-Extremus

Yo… do you hear that… that is the sweet mating call of a Bubblicious Booticus-Extremus, a.k.a. a phat ass, rump rockin’ Bubble Butt! That’s right, we went hunting on the first ever, official Bubble Butt Hunt, and did we ever catch a real bubblicious booty… Our specimen, Presley, has an ass that will literally melt your feakin’ brain, I swear it takes just one look at her cock ridin’ saddlebags and your dick goes into instant overload!! Seriously her middle name should be OMG, cause when you see the backdoor on this bitch you’re left in a state of bubble booty shock!! PEACE!!!

THE BOOTY FROM BEYOND

OMG the ass on this girl is seriously insane, I swear to god her ass is so powerful guys left and right were turnin’ into boner-fied zombies, they just lost all blood to their brains and just started shuffling their dicks along after her sweet ass, it was seriously nuts, so what else could I do but grab that bodacious, mind blowin’ ass and bring it back to the booty cave… Yo, be warned, Denae’s ass has a hypnotic effect that could leave you a booty crazed, boner-fied zombie all stiffened up and drooling over your keyboard! PEACE!!!

ASS-TASTIC SURPRISE

Yo, you know it’s a good thing when friends owe you ass… I’m serious a friend of mine from way back showed up with a present for me, a nice young bubblicious ass whose name is Jassie!  I mean here’s an ass that just jiggles when she wiggles, and this girl knows how to wiggle her ass!  And how about this, my friend stuck around to make sure I had one bubble bangin’ rump rockin’ of a good time!  Yo, missin’ this sweet cheeked wonder is not something you wanna do, so grab your meat and get crankin’!!

MAJOR SMART BOOTY

OMG you ever been out rollin’ and spotted one of those amazin’ bubble booties that you can’t peel your eyes away from, and at the same time it’s attached to a woman you have no chance in hell with… Well Bubble Butt Bonanza cums through for you once again… I shit you not, we never thought we had a chance at this bangin’ babe, but Caroline gave us the time of day and the time of our booty lovin’ minds! So grab your cranks and get to work cause Caroline is gonna blow your top, PEACE!!

Maximum Bubble Wattage

Yo, Who’s that booty addicted, New York accent speakin’, madman coming down the chimney?  Who else but BUBBLE CLAUS, here to drop off a phat bubblicious ass, and yeah that’s right we lit up Julia’s cock shakin’, jock crankin’, phat bubble booty like a Christmas tree! I swear, lately its felt like Christmas with all the ass flyin’ at me, this little bubble booty delectable came to us from out of nowhere! Seriously, I look and no booty and then bam! instantaneous bubble booty delivery!  Truly it ain’t Christmas, but it sure as hell is startin’ to look like it! PEACE!!!

Mega Junk in the Trunk

Okay all you ass lovin’, booty huggin’, bubble slut fuckin’ guys, the school of booty is open, and the one and only Destro-ramma-ramma-ramus will be your instructor! This blew my mind, I’d never thought of teaching bubble dynamics, so when one of my bros asked me about ass I couldn’t stop myself from giving a live demonstration, and thank god I did, cause guys I found an ass that’s so... seriously the butt on Britney… I can’t describe how bubbly her butt truly is, it’s just BA-DAM in your face, and if you’re lucky on your cock… PEACE!!

Badunkadunk Madness

The God of booty has finally heard my rants, cause he sent me an Angel with a phat poppin ass!  Yo check this, I’ve given up lookin’ for booty, they just keep cummin’ to me, so it’s only natural that a killer ass like Angel’s would “cum to the Destro”…  so naturally I perused my depraved, booty overloaded mind and came up with the first ever bubble butt painting, that’s right guys we painted her ass after we tapped that ass!  So don’t be an uncultured booty craved slob and check out the painting of this Angel, PEACE OUT!!!