1. if you read inspirational/self-help quotes like “don’t take no for an answer” and “never let anyone tell you you can’t do what you want” in the narrative voice of a rapist, it really changes everything.

2. dear future me: I will never get married. but I WILL throw many parties, have tons of friends, and fall crazy hard in love as many times as possible, for as long as possible.

3. i know i’m supposed to LOVE it, but i REFUSE to use the word “ADORKABLE”.

4. if it doesn’t look good on the model, it’s not gonna look good on you.

5. just say ‘no’ to sweatpants. always.

6. just say ‘no’ to married men. always.

7. there is nothing less masculine than camping out in front of a street wear store to be the first in line to get limited edition sneakers. #clitoralhardoff

8. i love a man in a suit… until I find out he works for the church.

9. i wonder if i’ll ever NOT want to cringe when i hear white people say ‘swagger’.

10. please don’t ask me if i want to talk to the person you’re standing next to while you’re on the phone with me! i thought you were my friend! i barely have the energy to speak to you. of COURSE i don’t want to talk to the person you’re with! fuck!

By: boycrazy on February 16, 2012
Tags: the blind leading the blind
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WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 15, 2012

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By: boycrazy on February 14, 2012
Tags: rants, valentine's day, videos
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It’s not that it’s bad to be alone (i should say ‘single’, not ‘alone’). it’s not. but the time just after a break up is a transitional period. one that requires getting used to not having someone to check in with/love/spend time with. it leaves you with an empty space in your heart. it doesn’t mean you’re weak or lame or anything. it just means you need to recover for a sec. i was sitting around talking to one of my best girlfriends who’s also single and we both agreed that it would just be nice to have a ‘crush’. neither of us do, but it would be nice. i suppose having a crush would be nice because it feeds the ego; makes you hopeful; makes you feel less alone. in a way, it roots you/is grounding. it takes the edge off occasional pangs of loneliness. at least having a crush gives you someone to hold in your heart… even when it’s not real, may never become real, and ultimately: you’re single and not tied to anyone.

By: boycrazy on February 13, 2012
Tags: thoughts and stories
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ALEXI’S BIRTHDAY / VALENTINE’S DAY WISH LIST:

•an epic make-out

•a meaningful experience with someone i like

•a trip to hawaii

•roses, tea roses, any flowers! i love flowers! sent to me as a surprise, or given to me whenever/however!

•dinner at mozza, matsuhisa, mortons, mastros, pace, lil doms

•coffee in the canyon, at joans on third, at urth

•drinks with my best friends

•karaoke with my best friends

•cake at sweet lady jane

•large black breakfast at tiffany’s style sunglasses

•large tortoise-shell wayfarers ray bans

•a bull horn

•burberry ‘manston’ trench coat size 6 US trench – below the knee

•i-phone 

•creme de la mer eye cream

•jumbo black classic Chanel bag with GOLD hardware

•black Balenciaga ’velo’ bag

•Gift cards for Lingerie:

la perla

kiki of Montparnasse

victoria’s secret 

•Gift cards for other stuff that makes me happy:

J Crew

Urban Outfitters

Club Monaco

Madewell

barney’s

Fresh

Target

M cafe

SEND PREZZIES TO:

alexi wasser

po box 480876

LA CA 90048

or

email me: [email protected]

or

just follow me on twitter @imboycrazy 

By: boycrazy on February 9, 2012
Tags: happy birthday to me, lists, valentine's day, videos
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By: boycrazy on February 8, 2012
Tags: aubrey plaza, boycrazy radio, father john misty, Fleet Foxes, J. Tillman, Josh Tillman, podcast, videos
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By: boycrazy on February 7, 2012
Tags: advice, make it yours mondays, reader submission, videos
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I don’t hate you. But as the days go by since we ended things, things are coming up for me. I felt ok with my decision. It felt logical and right. In a way I felt relieved. But I forget that I have a tendency to have latent emotions. They can spring up days, weeks, months, or sometimes even years after the scenario I should have been emotional about. What I feel right now is disappointment. I feel disappointed in you. I feel slightly betrayed. I never hid who I was from you. I never pretended to be anything I wasn’t. And as our time together, filled with so many beautiful moments, progressed - I watched you learn how to communicate. Little by little I learned about your comfort level and insecurities. I saw u slowly but surely speak up for yourself a teeny tiny bit and tell me about what made you cringe, or uncomfortable. And as I got to know you, the recurring theme of your discomfort was/is the subject of sex and feelings and intimacy. Hmmm. Good to know, but did you ever stop to acknowledge that the girl you fell in love with is riveted, obsessed, and fascinated by all the topics that make you squirm? What blinded you? I don’t think I’m remarkably beautiful. I mean, I don’t want to be rude to myself, so I’ll stop there. Was it a combo of how great our sex was, my being so many things you’re not/wish you could be? I know I scared you slightly, and was a bit intimidating. But I never wanted to be. I thought you could handle me. So many days and nights, under the covers and tangled in sheets telling one another we want to be together forever. But what did we know about ‘forever’? At times I know I came across as cold because I would say, ‘I don’t want to put the pressure of forever on us. I just want us to be happy now, for as many days as we can be. For as many days that string together.’ And see? We took the time to get to know each other and you finally took the blinders off long enough to see me… And it was not for you. And that’s fine. But I always saw you. Even on our first date, I thought to myself ‘I’m too much for him.’ see how powerful gut reactions and intuition are? But I had to suss it out. Just like you did. But I never deceived myself. I never ignored any aspects about you. I get you. You are a wonderful man. And during our time together I paid very close attention to what I was learning from you: for a very long time I have known/accepted that every love affair is an opportunity to learn something about myself (what I need, what I want, what works/doesn’t work for me) and what I learned from YOU is what it feels like to be with someone who is kind, and AVAILABLE: emotionally/physically. I learned what it feels like to feel safe with a man. To be treated like a princess. To be with someone with strong morals, and someone who would do anything for me. Someone who would pick me up if I was stranded on the side of the road, someone who brought me flowers and took me to dinner. Someone who sexxxed me so beautifully and kissed every inch of me. All this is epic. Was epic. But when differences come up that are too real, too fundamental… That’s when a harsh reality surfaces: Sometimes love just isn’t enough.

By: boycrazy on February 6, 2012
Tags: thoughts and stories
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1. never text your boyfriend/or ANYONE for that matter, that you got home safe while you’re walking from your car to your house. Wait till you ACTUALLY get safely inside.

2.one of my favorite weird moments during a make-out sesh is the classic: ‘what are you thinking about?’ ‘Nothing. What are YOU thinking about?’ ‘Nothing.’ (Silence; as both minds continue to reel. Kissing resumes.)

3. don’t ignore all the good stuff and only zero in on the assholes and shit talkers. Rise above. Like that song by candy from real housewives of atlanta.

4. is thinking in terms of ‘forever’ detrimenral to a relationship… or romantic?

5. no one ever says, i wanna be a junkie when i grow up. except for those annoying kids at school who are like all crying out for attention and want to sound all dangerous and badass or whatevs. you know, like all my ex boyfriends!

6. no one ever says, ‘when i grow up, i wanna be an american apparel model.’ who am i kidding?! of course they do! they shouldnt, but they do!

7. just like you shouldn’t refer to something that’s lame as ‘gay’ you shouldnt refer to someone you think is weak as ‘a pussy’. It’s insulting to women. i mean, that’s what some girl e-mailed me… but i’ll probably keep calling people pussies for at least six more months.

8.  balloon animals are sooooo phallic! Keep them away from your kidz you weirdo creeps!

9. most of the time people are so annoying that it’s weird when I actually sit down next to people at a cafe or wherevs, overhear their conversation, and instead of cringing, think ‘these people are ok. if i wasn’t at friend capacity, I might almost like them enough to consider being friends. almost.’

10. I’m sorry, I tried, but I don’t believe in wearing full coverage undies when wearing jeans. I only wear tight jeans, and full coverage undies would show, thus creating visible panty lines. so, ALWAYS wear thongs/g-strings/whatever you wanna call them, when wearing pants or leggings. BUT always have a super sexy pair of red or black or blush colored normal/low rider/hipster/ proper non thong undies in your purse to change into at the drop of a hat in case you end up in someone’s bedroom rolling around topless and intertwined.

PS: Watch me get strangled by aubrey plaza in a blanket of pink mist…

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By: boycrazy on February 3, 2012
Tags: aubrey plaza, father john, Fleet Foxes, Josh Tillman, the blind leading the blind, videos
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CALL ME TONIGHT…

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 1, 2012

DURING BOYCRAZY RADIO

9PM PST/12AM EST

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OR CALL TOLL FREE:

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and discuss ALL your love, sex, dating,

and life dilemmas!

By: boycrazy on February 1, 2012
Tags: boycrazy radio, podcast
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