How many TONS of TIT are in the world? Here’s the answer!

A Quora member asks, “Seriously, how much does the average pair of breasts weigh and what is the total weight for the whole population?” And then gives this response. The short answer is “4 of the largest ships ever built, fully loaded.” The long answer is:

So if we say [each boob weighs] 1 pound each, that’s 2 pounds per woman. Using a health perspective, let’s calculate for females 15 years and older. [2]

With 7 billion people in the world…
- approximately 50% of whom are women [3]
- approximately 74% of whom are physically mature [2]

…I calculate 5.18 billion pounds or 2.35 billion kilograms or 2.59M short tons of mammary tissue.

This mass is equivalent to approximately four (4) times the mass of the largest ship and largest mobile man-made object, Seawise Giant, when fully loaded.[4]

(see original article for sources)

Now, unfortunately it’s unclear if the author is only taking into account natural breasts or including the weight of enhanced bosoms also? Take Kayla Kleevage & Claudia Marie for example – together those two ladies must account for over 20lbs. of tit! When I’m bench-pressing those boobs, I could care less if they’re fake or real. Of course, sure, I’d always prefer a pair of Dominican 52KKK natural knockers – Mio’s boobs are easily over 15lbs. combined, probably over 20 or more! Even if we restrict ourselves to the natural camp, 36HH boobs aren’t lightweight! Take any of the following ladies, or rather add them all up together: Chloe Vevrier (36GG), Terry Nova (36H), Rachel Aldana (32K), Maserati (34H), Hitomi Tanaka (42H), Anya Zenkova (32G), Nelli Roono (54L – seriously!), and Anorei Collins (38P!), and we could easily be talking about approaching over 100lbs. of BOOB!

Suddenly I’m thinking 4 Batillus class supertankers might not be enough to satisfy my breast fetishism!

Unseen Angelique Scene of Yore

Just when you thought you’ve seen it all, a really rare scene gets unearthed at the official site for Brazilian bombshell Busty Angelique from yesteryear – wow! She’s joined by Gabi, a one-hit wonder from yesteryear also, but Angelique whose legacy still lives on to this day in the minds of many 90s-era boob fetishists (like myself), clearly commands the scene! Thank you to whoever was doing some early ‘spring cleaning’ and dug up this gem – throwback porn is the best!

Friday Finds: Sneaky Snaps of Perky Tits

I love deciphering one-off images of fantastic amateur boobers, in the hopes of unearthing more of their “work”. The evidence: she likes her purse pouches classy, check out that Louis Vuitton bag on the dresser top; is that a ‘do not disturb’ sign on her closet door, do you reckon she uses that often so her roommates know when she’s naughty or nice?; taken with a flash, was there another person in the room, or did she snap her picture with a timer? All these questions and more, to be answered if only there were more photos of this beautiful girl. Anyone?

Big Furry Boobs – at least they’re All Natural!

Always compliment a lady on her blouse, top, jacket, shirt, whatever she may be wearing that sheathes and hides her breasts – I learned this lesson a long time ago! It’s an allusion that basically says, “I like the clothing that is covering your breasts, but I still want to see your flesh later!” Like I would totally compliment this bird from No2Silicone on her red furry top, and I guarantee you later when she’s lifting it up and taking it off she’d say something like, “You like this furry blouse don’t you? Do you want me to take it off?” Uh-huh, yes please! Works every time!

Nicole has the Allure to excite big cum loads (in her mouth)

An oldie but a goodie – even porn from 2006 can still excite my throbbing cock! Nicole here from Amateur Allure has so many wonderful features that I look for in a lady: a crystal gaze, perky nipples, firm tits, and of course a happy-for-cock smile! I love the fact that she’s more than happy to suck dick with all her clothes on too – no need to strip, because her clothes off isn’t the point! And I admit that while I cum plenty, I typically cum even more for a lady with her looks, who stares me down as my dick throbs and explodes – I’ve filled plenty a woman’s mouth with more than they were prepared for!

Girl next door Ava Dawn, simple strip and flashy tits

Sometimes I just need a light tease. A simple strip. Flashy tits. No juices, no lubes, no oils – just let me watch your flesh. I like various ladies for various reasons – Ava Dawn here, she’s the type of lady I simply like to watch her undress. Don’t get me wrong I want lots lots more, but I don’t need a bloke in every scene, and my imagination is more than capable of filling in the blanks (believe me, my dreams are full of naked flesh activities!).

Eva Notty you Sexy Cougar you!

Oh boy oh boy how far Eva Notty has come – from returning to Score in the Summer of 2009 to her recent Score Video fuck-scene, she’s really been branching out as of late, sucking studs off at other numerous studios – WOW! Her latest scene is for Sexy Cougars – she’s really grown into her body frame quite comfortably, and her 34F natural tits have a wonderfully heavy flop to them these days. She’s comfortable with cock being thrust all around and inside her – and even before that she was a Sexy Cougar! loL