Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face. “Where have you been? ” demanded the worried look out. “The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn’t find the soap and a towel.”
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?
The scum of the earth !
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?
The bathtub.
What kind of bath can you take without water?
A sun bath.
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !
Ed: You were? What did you do ?
Ned: I took a bath !
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?
Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?
Stan: In the bathroom
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?
Stan: Blindfold them !
What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
Mum, does God use the bathroom?
No, what a funny question!
Then why did Dad say this morning, ‘Oh, God, are you still in there?’
My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.
Are you going to take a bath?
No, I’m leaving it where it is.
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath?
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don’t need another bath until I’m sixty-five?