Ashley Simpson has a small head
November 9th, 2006
I don’t know how to feel about Ashley Simpson. Sometimes–usually after a six pack or three–I feel like I’d totally give her the business. Other times I see her, like in this picture, I want to drive a wooden stake into her heart so she doesn’t haunt me in my dreams. Why a wooden stake? Because that’s what you do to people that strut around with shrunken heads*. Didn’t you see Beetlejuice?
*Did I mention her head looks freakishly tiny in the above picture?
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8 Responses to “Ashley Simpson has a small head”
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akio says:
November 9th, 2006 at 11:36 am |small heads = not good. small asses = great. you ever see that entourage with turtle going off about how all the stars have massive noggins? its true i think.
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Krak Monkey says:
November 9th, 2006 at 12:04 pm |Holy S#@! Her body is shaped like a tick.
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Erta says:
November 9th, 2006 at 12:11 pm |She’s fucking disgusting white trash.
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Chris says:
November 9th, 2006 at 12:20 pm |I don’t like Ashlee Simpson. However, what the fuck is that about? What kind of a fascist points that out?
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akio says:
November 9th, 2006 at 2:21 pm |what does being fascist have to do with anything? enlighten my slow head.
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Full Bladder says:
November 9th, 2006 at 6:54 pm |Ashlee looks distraught…
Distraught enough to suck my johnson!!
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Web Truth says:
November 9th, 2006 at 7:51 pm |Could it be the nose-job?
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Hollywood Gossips » who wants some thursday pop nosh? says:
November 10th, 2006 at 1:08 pm |[…] † oh that ashlee simpson carries on - with a very smll head! † michael jackson is just grasping at straws - performing past hits! † everyone so needs to send britney spears a WOW sympathy pack… † paris hilton and her reunited BFF nicole get their playstation 3 on… † make sure to read the ‘real’ story behind kirstie alley’s weight loss… † jessica simpson is getting desperate - she’s onto internet dating! † the people’s choice award nominees are in - johnny depp got three! † jennifer garner and baby violet pay a visit to daddy ben on set † lindsay lohan calls it like she sees it - i kinda agree with her… † oh happy birthday wishes go out to nick lachey - he turns 33 today! † gwen stefani bounced right back after kingston - i love ms. stefani! † joely richardson quit nip/tuck - a bummer but it’s understandable […]
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