The Facial Shrine

Hello, my friends.

The Facial Shrine has been online serving up cum facial pictures, galleries and videos since June of 1998. I know – hurray for us!

Well, its time to change things. No matter how many updates and style changes were done, the whole damned enterprise eventually just got boring. And redundant. And irrelevant…

It is time – once again – to start from scratch.

I won’t waste your time telling you all about the glorious changes we have lined up, but I’m also not about to look at twelve year old content anymore. ALMOST everything old is gone for good. I have new stuff in store for the site, and I hope you check back over the next few months as we slowly bring this new version of an old bitch online.

Fear not, though, as I did not delete EVERYTHING… yet.

Our Facial Blog and its archives can still be viewed, as well as phase one (How pretentious is that? “Phase One” indeed…) of our upgrades:

Facial Shrine Videos

The video site doesn’t just have facial cumshot videos, because the internet has mostly gone in a generic porn direction over the last few years, as more and more people are so easily satisfied by the low-quality mass-produced shit that the adult tube sites steal from other sites and ram down easily-satisfied throats.

So, our video site has tons of full length, generic porn videos. Check the right category, though, and you may be surprised at what you find…

I’ve always been honest with you, and there is no fucking way I can look into your monitor and tell you that any porn you’re is actually any good. At this site – The Facial Shrine – will be drilling down for the good stuff. At the video site Facial Shrine, I’ll be uploading my favourites, as well as a lot of other shit. Its still good for a happy ending, though.

The adult internet is shit now. You want to help me change that? I’m willing to listen. I like porn – and I like good honest porn even better.

garce – January 9, 2012

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