Since there’s like, no chance in hell that I’d find a photo or video set featuring a hot gamer girl actually playing a video game while somehow still being Valentine’s Day themed, let’s just settle for the next best thing, shall we? A known gamer chick – in this case, Gamer Fetish favorite Brooke Marks - posing all scantily-clad in some V-Day lingerie works just fine for me! You may actually recognize the kitchen she’s posing in as the very same place where she drank a bottle of NyQuil and nuked her World of Warcraft disc (what) – and if you don’t, click that link and watch the video. It’s where I first fell in love with Brooke, I think. Which brings me to my next point: Dear Brooke, I love you as much as a random internet person can love some chick they’ve never spoken to and just post dirty pictures of on her blog, but I gotta say it – you’re getting a tad bit too skinny for my tastes. Clearly, you need to sit on your ass and play WoW all day more often, girl. Or like, set up a wishlist in your member’s area and add a bunch of awesome gourmet (or Japanese, if you’re feeling JRPG-y) snacks on it, and enjoy the deliciousness that comes rolling in to your mailbox. But seriously, woman, you don’t need to be all super-skinny ’cause you were already flawless. That is my preachy message of the day that Brooke will probably never see, but I just had to say it =P

You know how when the release date of a game that you’re reaaaaaally looking forward to gets really close, you sort of stop being able to focus on anything else without getting distracted by thoughts of all dat delicious gaming to come? Okay, well that’s sort of like daily life for my ADD-addled brain anyway, but it’s really at an extreme now that Devil Survivor 2 is less than a month away. I’m seriously even listening to the arranged version of the OST while I’m typing this, just because I’m so excited that I need SOME sort of fix. And that’s why you’re not really getting much of a decent description for this gallery – my head is completely in the clouds ad I’m almost too giddy to type words =P Yes, SMT games have an unhealthy hold on me, I know. Anyhow, the girl’s name is Monroe Lee, and she’s posing with various games (apparently, she’s not one of those console loyalist types – she’s got PS3, Wii and Xbox 360 titles) while sort of playing a Forza game in the background. Also, she really loves showing off her butt – like half of her poses are ass up, which I’m sure merits no complaints from you guys xD

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Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;

[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim

There’s only three hours left until the end of the world 2012 where I am, so I’m here to squeeze in a yummy New Year’s themed gallery before the festivities really get cracking! Of course, it’s this year’s holiday gallery MVP (see her Christmas and Halloween galleries as well, if you’re wondering why I called her that), the gorgeous Asian alt hottie – XO Eve! She’s celebrating with a champagne-filled cam show, complete with noisemakers, artfully placed party favors, and a whole lotta sexy, as always. Which reminds me, if you’re home for whatever reason this NYE – laziness, loneliness, gotta work in the morning, whatever – might I suggest you get some free cam action over at Chaturbate? It’s sort of my new addiction and I feel like I should pass on the secret, especially tonight =X Well, whatever you decide to do tonight – be safe, have fun, and best wishes in the coming year! Your regularly scheduled gamer programming will resume shortly (if Skyrim will release its death grip on my soul for a few minutes, ofc), and I love you all =D

I’ve actually been trying to get into using Vocaloid programs over the past couple of days, so I actually recognized almost all of these characters – even this time last week, I think I would have only known who Hatsune Miku was, considering that she’s pretty much the super-popular face of Vocaloid. The other synthetic singers in this gallery are Megurine Luke (I’ve been trying and failing to get her to install for me, since I’m wanting to make English songs but I’m too lazy to write out the lyrics phonetically for the Japanese-only singers – but for some reason the program I got is just not cooperating), Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Len, Kaito (who is kinda dreamy, ngl) and Miki. At least, I hope it’s Miki – the redhead one is the only one that I had to look up. This Vocaloid hentai comes to you courtesy of HentaiZa, so head there if you want to see more. I’m gonna get back to trying to get my totally legal copy of Luka to work :V

If there’s one female ‘look’ that seems to be the most popular among guys on the internet, I’d definitely say that it would be the big-boobed, slightly thick (not chubby, but not super skinny, either) redhead girl. Seriously, just go to any site where lots of guys congregate to talk about chicks, and you’ll notice that they’re usually super picky (ever heard of internet male syndrome?) unless the girl is a busty redhead. Well, commence the drooling, because today I’ve brought you a girl that is not only a curvy redhead, but she’s also a total gamer/cosplay nerd with a huuuuge sexual appetite. She calles herself Meow Misti Dawn, and I think that she was genetically engineered by some geek god to appeal to nerds! Don’t believe me? Just browse her website for a few minutes, and you’ll see the proof in her blog posts and photos & videos. I’ve pulled some photos of her posing with both her NES and SNES systems – and she looks ridiculously gorgeous is these, in my opinion – but she’s got plenty of cosplay, gamer, and various other nerdy-themed porn in her site archives… as well as just some straight up hardcore for those of you who want to see her go past geeky teasing and get really dirty.