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Shagging couple phone sex

February 14, 2012 – 15:50

Tut tut what a waste of a phone call! I think maybe the wife would enjoy a chat with me on the end of the phone! GIRL on GIRL chat to get her moist & willing. Women are sooo sexual, full breast soft thighs, lustful bodies of beauty. As a phone sex operator I like the soft seductive tones of a woman in my ear, YES it creams me between my thighs. However I also LOVE the strong tones of a man to get my juices to boiling point. I adore a hard cock the thought of a man stroking his most treasured possession as I talk dirty phone sex to have amazing orgasms! How would you feel having dirty phone sex with me as I lick my fingers slowly between my lips, then slide them between my legs finding the lips of pleasure…oooooooh all whilst talking dirty, what a thrilling pleasure to be had!

Would you like to share the thrill, cum with your partner? Phone a cheap sex chat line, broaden your horizons unleash your sexual desires. I love to hear your dirty talk, can never get enough, I love to give you dirty talk, and I love to sex chat! As I write with one hand my other is playing with my hard nipple, small tweaks slight tugs my mouth is getting wetter feel like talking filth or maybe you would like a more refined sexual conversation mmmmmmmmmmmmm I can do that! I can cater for virtually every taste while pleasuring my self; I need dirty talk to feel satisfied. I’m positive Mr & Mrs Shagging Couple would benefit if they threw in some lewd sex chat, possibly make them cum like never before!

Happy Valentines day XXX Miss Kandy

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By Miss Kandy | Posted in Phonesex Funnies | Tagged cheap sex chat line, just for laughs, sex chat, talking dirty | Comments (0)

Celebrity phone sex news quickie!

February 3, 2012 – 02:37

Celebrity phone sex is in the news again as Nicola Roberts has defended Cheryl Cole over MC Harvey’s claims of having emails proving they had a secret fling by jestfully claiming that the former X Factor judge would rather have phone sex! Just just have to laugh out loud at that one folks.

I also found this article on phone sex operators (PSO’s) like myself from the “Independant” dating back to August 2008 and for once in my life I feel that I have just read an honest article published in a daily newspaper! The following snippet from the article really reminded me of myself when I first started working in the sex chat industry a couple of years prior to the article being written.

“When I first started I was nervous. But after a while, I guess you could say the kinkier the sex talk, the more I was like: Wow! The phone is like my new toy. Let’s just say I have found myself and my sexuality through this. I find myself attracted to females just like I’m attracted to males, so yeah, you can say I play for both teams. I really enjoy being a phone-sex operator!”

You can read the entire article on phone sex operators

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How do I talk dirty?

January 31, 2012 – 23:35

HOW TO DIRTY TALK

Recently I have been receiving lots of emails about talking dirty when between the sheets with your partner, we’re not just talking about one sex either the emails have been from men and women alike. They all in their own way ask the same question “my partner wants me to talk dirty to him/her during sex but I haven’t a clue how to sex chat or what to say, where or how can I find out how to talk dirty?”

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Now this is not as easy to answer as you would think, everybody differs in personality, imaginative ability or actual willingness to talk during sex (yes there are some incredibly shy people out there!) Sometimes the need to talk total filth while you copulate is a natural one urged on by basic animal instinct, but for the more shy, retiring types among you here are my top 5 tips to help enhance your sex chat ability!

  1. Talk to your partner outside the bedroom, ask them what words they would like to hear you use, in what context to use them: passionately, dominantly, submissively etc. It does not take a genius to string common sexual slang like hard cock, love truncheon, pussycat, tits, lady humps, backside, booty etc into a few sentences that sound really dirty, very useable in your sex chat to get both your juices going!
  2. Call a cheap phone sex line with your partner but tell the operator that you’re somewhat inexperienced with the whole sex chat thing, use hands free so you can both listen, the hostess you are talking to will lead the conversation. All you both need do is follow the chat, ad-lib the role play and chat dirty as you feel right for you.
  3. If your not quite ready to talk dirty with a stranger you can always call an eavesdrop line, simply dial an appropriate phone number and listen to other people having live phone sex conversations without them knowing you are listening in on them.
  4. Try watching a porno movie together there are millions of them on the internet, the sex chat is often recorded live as the film is being shot so mostly the dialogue is straight off the cuff intended to be dirty from start to finish. My only recommendation here would be a movie staring British adult TV star Lolly Badcock, undeniably the queen of dirty talking pornstars.
  5. Role play can often help, discover their fantasy then dress to you and your partners desires, this act in it’s self can quite often prompt the quietest of people into vocal action as they naturally assume a given role. Make your dirty talk even more exciting by listening to a cheap sex line with a niche to suit you, give each other what you want get talking, feeling dirty and having fantastic sex! (Realise your sexual desires and fulfill them to their full potential)

In reality you can tailor the above to your own tastes, some people absolutely hate crude language so innovation is the key, take a crude word like cock or fanny and dress it up to suit you so a hard sentence like: “I want you to shove your hard cock right up my juicy fanny” could say “get your magnificent manhood in my warm tunnel of love and ride me like crazy”. Obviously your personality and particular scenario comes into the equation so work it the best you can, “If at first you don’t succeed……”, should you feel the need to practice alone a few times try talking dirty to yourself in a mirror. You may drop to the floor in fits of hysterical laughter a few times but I assure you that you will soon relax and literally get your tongue into nasty dirty sex chat!

When you actually get down to talking dirty with your partner try to be as natural as possible and don’t be shy, use your imagination after all the brain is the largest sexual organ we posses! If you think your chatter has in any way gone pear shaped do not be afraid to laugh with each other as this naturally eases any tension or frustration you may have worked up, have FUN, EXPERIMENT, ENJOY.

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By Miss Kandy | Posted in Talking Dirty | Tagged dirty talk how to, how to chat dirty, sex chat, talking dirty | Comments (0)

Phone sex in the 1940′s

January 24, 2012 – 22:40

A light hearted view of how phone sex could have been back in the burlesque era of the 1930′s & 40′s, the operator is of a typical period secretary more interested in polishing her nails than helping poor Rex to polish his knob! Her telephone manner is second to none with its British stiff upper lip attitude towards the whole sordid affair although this actress is obviously American with a totally charming southern belle accent.

The pearl necklace is a nice touch, reminiscent of pearly white beads of silky spunk hanging around your neck after your man has shot his load over you after a “jolly good rogering”. I think Alexander Graham Bell would be a very proud man in more than one sense of the word if he were alive today, his invention has unexpectedly turned out to be one of the best sex toys ever invented by man and if you have never tried phonesex with a live chat operator I suggest you give it a go in the modern world or the nawties asap.

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Strict phone sex mistress

January 16, 2012 – 20:47

Hi and welcome to the (not so secret) Diary of a PhoneSex Mistress, here you will find lots of naughty things to satisfy your need for Female Domination. There will be lots of fetish related phone sex numbers for you to call both live and recorded, also some erotic tales in text format for you to read at your leisure. Links to the best British fetish and bdsm websites along with regular entries from your very own Strict Miss and guest Mistress bloggers.

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