Burning Angel’s Allister: A Way Hotter Teenage Witch Than Sabrina Ever Was 31.10.
It’s a shame, really – Halloween is my favorite holiday, but I woke up on the big day with an annoying cold dragging me down. So basically, my All Hallow’s Eve will consist of being all doped up and dreamy-eyed on allergy pills rather than doing anything particularly spooky. However, my loss is your gain: instead of going out for some paranormal partying, I’m here at home posting up Halloween-themed porn galleries for your enjoyment! First up is Allister, the Teenage Witch – who is way hotter than Sabrina ever was! She’s from Burning Angel, so head on over there if you’d like to see more of this tattooed brunette cutie, as well as plenty of other hot alternative chicks.
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Joanna Angel Does Some Very Naughty Things To A Pair Of Candy Canes 20.12.
I spy the beginning of a holiday tradition at Burning Angel… first Bella Vendetta fucks a pumpkin for Halloween, and now Joanna Angel is giving a jumbo-sized candy cane the same treatment… so you know what? I’m going to do exactly the same sort of description as I did last time, too: asking the guys at the NCN forums for the best horrible puns/observations they can make about these photos! So here we go…
[seven_] so she’s dp-ing herself with candy canes. thats classy
[Mento] maybe some kind of candy-ass quip
… Ummm, okay, well in keeping with our pattern, looks like we failed just as hard this time as we did with the last Burning Angel themed gallery! Don’t judge too hard… trying to be funny on demand tends to sort of cancel out any actual possibility of lol-worthy stuff, from my experience. I think we’ll have to end this attempt at a tradition here, but hopefully the girls at Burning Angel don’t, and keep serving up awesome holiday porno!
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Bella Vendetta Celebrates Halloween By… Fucking A Pumpkin. Seriously. 29.10.
So I’m sort of left at a loss for words for this gallery… I mean, it’s Bella Vendetta fucking a pumpkin. What more can possibly be said here? Burning Angel has officially stumped me with this one. So I’ve shown a few of my friends this gallery, and so far the best relevant puns/witticisms we’ve been able to come up with are as follows: “Jack-Off-Lantern” and “I thought Halloween only came once a year” from Mento… and the sort of befuddling “I thought you had to take the top off before you could start scraping out the insides” attempt at innuendo from Sab. Okay, we all fail. Just look at the photos, and remember to visit Burning Angel for more pumpkin-fucking Halloween-themed alt porn!
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Bootylicious Burning Angel Babe Adahlia Strips On A Public Taxi 17.09.
So, this Adahlia chick seems fun. Not only does she post a bunch of raunchy videos (she even does hardcore!) & naked photos of herself on the Burning Angel website, but she also writes/draws her own comics and… likes to play on top of taxis while stripping… in public. That’s my kind of girl, right there. Not to mention the scores of awesome tattoos and one of the biggest, juiciest bubble butts that I’ve seen on a white girl in… well, a long time. There are a bunch of people who leave comments on her pix & videos saying that they joined Burning Angel just to get access to her goodies in particular, and you know… I really can’t blame them, because if I wasn’t already a member, I’d probably be pretty tempted myself… Adahlia is just that hot!
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Amazing Dark-Skinned Babe Apples From Burning Angel 22.04.
It’s only fitting that dark-cocoa skinned babe Apples is one of the Burning Angel girls, because she’s smoking hot! Sorry, I couldn’t help it… sometimes the puns hold me hostage unless I post them. I SWEAR. Anyhow, Apples is a mega-hot chick, who, according to her profile page at the Burning Angel site, enjoys sashimi, the Harry Potter series, IKEA, The Princess Bride, whips, and shower sex with skater boys. Sounds like my kind of girl! She’s already got 350+ photos up at the site, with (hopefully) plenty more on the way, and she’s also an active member of the BA community. So if you feel like getting to know this gorgeous black goddess… go stalk her there! What are you waiting for??
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