Oh Fuck – It’s A picture
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Posted by admin | Posted in Sexually Retarded Men | Posted on 28-02-2012
I’m sitting her with my video editor when she get’s a text from a guy that had a crush on her in grade school.
Guy: “I have a surprise 4 you”
Girl: “wat?”
Guy: “you cant see it yet”
Girl: “why wat is it?”
Guy: “you’ll see”
Girl: “wen”
Guy: “in a little bit”
Girl: 
Guy: “I hope you like it”
Out-loud she said, rather loudly “Oh god, I hope it’s not a picture of his penis”
Seriously sextards, they really don’t want a picture of your miserable penis.
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My Friends Are All Sexually Retarded
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Posted by richardnailder | Posted in Sexually Retarded Men | Posted on 24-11-2010
OK – I’ll admit it – I was fucking stoned when I first decided that the world needed a blog for the sexually retarded but due to short term memory loss, I forgot all about. That was, until my roommate pulled one of his, all-to-oft, sexually retarded acts. Now my roommate isn’t the only sextard I’ve know in my 50 some years on this earth but he has the art of sextardism honed to a fine edge. In this blog, my friends and I will do our best to identify exceptional acts of sextardism but to also, give credit to all the sextards of the world that make it so damn simple for real men to get laid. In this blog, I’ll be posting stories of the sexually retarded stunts of my roommate and his friends. And in the spirit of fairness, I’ll also be posting some stories of some of the sexually retarded women that I know – yes, women can be sextards too. So stay tuned and get ready for the sometimes comical, sometimes sad stories of sextards the world over.
Your Friend – Richard Nailder
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Does Filming Your Sister Fucking Make You A Sextard?
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Posted by richardnailder | Posted in Sexually Retarded Men | Posted on 24-11-2010
OK – so for those of you that don’t know, I run a little porn site called “Bring Me Your Sister” – the idea cam up after I met this guy that was real pissed at his sister and wanted to get a little revenge. Now I have four sisters and I know what cunts they can be to their brothers so the idea of giving one’s little sister a little payback for being a pain in the ass wasn’t all that foreign to me but what came out of this guys mouth next made min a total sextard: “Can you grudge fuck my sister while I watch…….?” – I was speechless. Speechless until the sextard pulled out a picture of his little sister – and damn, she was HOT! So that’s how the idea of my latest porn site was born – thanks to a sexually retarded brother named Russ asked me to grudge-fuck his sister while he watched. Of course, what fun is just watching? Why not let the sextard film me fucking his sister? And why not put it on the web for all of you to enjoy? Well, that’s exactly what we did and that’s how Russ became the first sextard to be featured on Bring Me Your Sister.
Sextard Films His Sister Fucking
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