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Introduction

Since the dawn of time, man has sought to preserve the quainte buildings of yore. This was as true in earlie America as it is to-day.

To that end, the towne of Ye Olde Sturbridge Village was built in Newe England around the turn of the XIXth centurie. Its purpose was to serve as a “living museum” for the citi-zens of the future, shewing them how earlie Americans lived, played, and loved. Un-fortunately, Ye Olde Sturbridge Village was wiped out by a hurricanne in the late MDCCCLs.

Ye olde contents

  1. Introduction
  2. What of the apple?
  3. The corn, a storie
  4. A scare-crowe's tale
  5. Meete the Grim Reaper
  6. Ye olde schoole
  7. A spectral visitor!
  8. Ne'er-do-wells ahoy!
  9. Toys of yore
  10. A note on cattle-care
  11. Fire in Ye Olde Village!
  12. Ye oldeste professionne
  13. An un-inspiredde page
  14. Ye censorshoppe
  15. A case of baskets
  16. Here comes a parade!
  17. For love of a sheepe
  18. Inebriation's scourge
  19. Fencer's delighte
  20. When lawyers meet
  21. 'Tis morningge again
  22. Epilogue

Although we can-not actuallie visit the original in-habitants of Ye Olde Sturbridge Village in their livingge form, we have many photo-graphs that they left behind, a few of which are presented in this book along with explanatorie texte.

Thy purchase of this book not only brings thee many treasured hours of historicalle fact-oids and lushe photo-graphie, it provides funding for the Ye Olde Sturbridge Village Chrono-celerator project, the goal of whiche is a working “time machine” capable of transporting paying tour-ists back to the village's “hey-daye”.

On be-half of all the scientistes and historiannes working on this project, as well as the divers de-ceased residents of Ye Olde Sturbridge Village, I thank thee.

Sincerely,

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Thomas Jefferson Toffee

 
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