Why mental Monday you ask? well have you ever had a few weeks in your life where nothing went right? Well I have had my fill in the last two weeks and Im slowly having a mental breakdown>>LOL Ok well maybe not completely but Im sure a few of my friends will prolly agree with me. Here is a cute joke one of my friends sent me I know I usually don’t post them, but hey I did say I was having a mental breakdown right
Hopefully your monday was better! and I hope these hawt teens and babes make it so! enjoy
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in
the hell have you been?”
Larry replies, “I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,” he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in
disdain. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
tattooed on his privates?”
“Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I
like to play with my money..Three, I like how money feels in my
hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”
Larry is recovering nicely at the hospital.