Blue Eyeshadow

I’ve been trying to educate myself on how to apply make up nicely. And like the nerd that I am I started by googling it. And it hasn’t really been very successful.

I don’t know, I just really don’t care that much. And I always thought make up is a weird concept anyway. Oh hang on, I’m almost ready, I just need to finish painting my face. It’s a weird thing when you think about it. I’m not saying it’s a heinous crime to enjoy applying make-up, I can understand the attraction of it, it’s like art only for your face. I guess lots of things seem weird when you really think about it. Like sleep. Sleep is so weird. Every night we just lie down, lose consciousness for a couple of hours and see weird images inside our minds.

But back to make up, on my quest for knowledge on the topic I came across an article entitled “Is it wrong to use blue eyeshadow?” and I just wanted to shout sarcastic comments at the screen. Because wearing blue eyeshadow is obviously one of the great crimes of the modern era. No it isn’t bloody wrong to wear a shade of eyeshadow. Even if it makes you look hideous then it still isn’t wrong BECAUSE IT’S JUST EYESHADOW. No one should care about what you paint on your eyes. Or eyelids I guess. I don’t think painting your actual eyes would be all that comfortable.