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Babestation launches feminist jiggling
HYPNOTIC adult television channel Babestation has unveiled three new types of quasi-sexual writhing to celebrate International Women's Day.
Bale has inner-ear problem, says Redknapp
HARRY Redknapp has defended Gareth Bale’s precarious goalmouth balance, claiming the midfielder has an inner-ear issue.
Urban foxes channel energy into DJing
DELINQUENT inner city foxes are being offered free weekend courses in DJ and MC skills in a bid to give them positive focus.
Kate Moss billboard collapse ‘an omen of second recession’
THE fall of a Kate Moss hoarding onto shoppers augurs another recession, according to financial soothsayers. Explosion is new film hero
AN explosion is the central character of forthcoming action/superhero film Avengers Assemble, it has emerged.
iPad 3 buyers must undergo series of degrading trials
PEOPLE who want an iPad 3 must complete a series of deliberately humiliating challenges, Apple CEO Tim Cook has confirmed.
'I can't come to work because of the solar flare'
MILLIONS of workers will be trapped at home until Monday, because of solar activity.- Cameron Iran speech 'lip-synced' to video of Blair on Iraq
- Hippies banned from Antarctic
- Graduates forced to take jobs that match their skills
- Obama asks Romney to explain the origins of Mormonism again
- Fat people and smokers pay invisible taxes
- Iran's nuclear facilities inspected by Alex James
- Capping child benefit 'will lead to angry, sober middle-class mothers'
- L'Oreal unveils two new female neuroses
- Superyacht sets new standards in prick-focused design
- Chelsea hires Supernanny
- Assad 'chuffed' he wasn't friends with Blair
- Catholics urged to oppose gay divorce
- Meteor was anti-Putin voters being fired into Atlantic
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