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I'm not sure what
this guy was
thinking, however I
assume we've all
been waiting for an
ending like this...
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video!
Joke of the Day:
An old cowhand
came riding into
town on a hot, dry,
dusty day. The local
sheriff watched from
his chair in front
of the saloon as the
cowboy wearily
dismounted and tied
his horse to the
rail. The cowboy
then moved slowly to
the back of his
horse, lifted its
tail, and placed a
big kiss where the
sun don't shine. He
dropped the horse's
tail, stepped up on
the walk and aimed
toward the swinging
doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there,
Mister," said the
sheriff. "Did I just
see what I think I
saw?" "Reckon you
did, Sheriff. I got
me some powerful
chapped lips." "And
that cures them?"
the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps
me from lickin' 'em."
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I apologize again
for the lack of
updates, however
believe it or not I
broke my wrist
playing basketball
(no not jerking
off). My right wrist
was in a cast for
the better part of
two weeks and it's
extremely difficult
to type let alone
use a mouse, wipe
your ass,
masturbate, write,
eat and shower when
your entire wrist
and thumb is bound
to a piece of fiber
glass.
Alas, I have
returned and am
willing to do
whatever, and kill
whoever it takes to
bring you the best
content on the web -
even if it means
ripping off eBaum's
World - just kidding
:) ! Anyhoo, check
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Joke of the Day:
Two cows were
talking in the
field. One cow says,
"Have you heard
about the Mad Cow
disease that's going
around?" The other
cow answers, "Yeah,
makes you glad
you're a penguin,
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Again I apologize
for the lack of
updates, however
believe it or not I
broke my wrist
playing basketball
(no not jerking
off). My right wrist
was in a cast for
the better part of
two weeks and it's
extremely difficult
to type let alone
use a mouse when
your entire wrist
and thumb is bound
to a piece of fiber
glass.
Alas, I have
returned and am
willing to do
whatever, and kill
whoever it takes to
bring you the best
content on the web -
even if it means
ripping off eBaum's
World - just kidding
:) !
Anyhoo, check out
the new video called
Joke of the Day:
There was a baby
born in the hospital
and he weighed ten
pounds. The odd
thing about him was
his body weighed
five pounds and his
balls weighed five
pounds. All the
nurses and even the
doctor didn't know
what to do with him.
Then, the chief
surgeon walked in
and asked what was
wrong. The head
nurse replied, ''We
don't know what to
do with this baby.
"So the chief
surgeon took one
look and said, "You
should put him into
mental institution."
''Why?' asked the
head nurse. "Well,"
replied the chief
surgeon, "take a
look at him. The boy
is obviously half
nuts."
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